I think the people make kroger a good place to work. Without yall I would have lost my mind a long time ago. I really mean it when I say you guys are like family to me. Just not Crackhaed he smells like old cheese.
RC has a midget to help him pee. and he likes it a whole bunch.
it is saying things like that makes no one like you puppet master. well i shouldn't say no one that is kinda harsh. i am pretty sure that dog or cat or whatever animal you were carrying in the hood of your hoodie and it decided to do it's business in your hood must have liked you. it did leave you a nice smelly present for you.
Crackhead, People do like me. Cats are not people they are animals.....sigh! I think you need to study harder. That reminds me of something did you know that "women are the inferor species?" I heard that somewhere but I can't remember where...oh well "my loss" right? (hehehehe snort hehe)
I saw him the other day running for the door. he said something about too much heavy lifting at work and was going back to his old job of moving pianos.
looks like we're going to have to start looking for a replacement midget for you my dear, we'll have to search for body building midgets though, cause i don't think even my pixie dust would work!
Wow, it's been rough without the midget! I think I sprained my elbow the other night during some post beer-drinking relief. I tried using my camera tripod...broke the damn thing! Oh well, I'll just have to hang in there!
Ummmmm, it's kind of a long story. Let me just say that I am endowed in such a way that I need special support when I relieve myself. Hey, Puppet Master - anything to add?
I miss the midget, but probably not as much as you RC! Maybe you can get a big blue frog to do it for you? hahaha...you know the one i'm in love with? hahaha
Rc I think you might be out of luck, the midget just had a job interview to work in santas toy shop. They needed someone to pull the red suit over the fat man in the morn. Maybe if you offer him a raise (snicker, snicker) he'll come (hehehe) back.
It's not a joke. Imagine a train attached to a man. You can see the thing from space! At first NASA was confused as to how the Great Wall of China got moved to Michigan.
omw lol lol lol wow i love you guys...How's renting that crane going??? "The cost of renting the crane alone is $450 a day." i found that online for you....i don't know how accurate it is though...I kfound it on a slightly shifty site. Good luck!
We are looking to buy one, not just rent it. The real problem is how is RC gonna get it into the bathroom? I know! we could hang him from a plane and use him to put out forest fires! IDK if bambi would like getting ****ed on though...
haha wow...i don't think that bambi would appreciate that too much...we must think creatively....Oh but on a side note with that topic....how is it possible to have safe intercourse? What do you use, like a car cover? a circus tent? Maybe you could get one of those extra strong circus dudes instead of the crane??? I dunno though, cause we were talking about finding room for the midget at J's....has he returned???
Sadly, safe intercourse has always been a problem......I tried pulling out one time...took out a wall but that method never has been considered "safe".
i have been reading bout this joke for atleast a couple of months and honestly the 1st couple of times yeah it was funny but now it is just getting old. and i know some one is gona say hey shut the fu*k up crackhead no one cares bout your opion and you can't spell. this is a public forum and as i remember from elementary school we do have that 1st admendment
Hey shut the fu*k up crackhead no one cares about your opinion and you can't spell! =D I'm just kidding Crackhead, I <3 you.
Btw, the 1st amendment only prevents the government from passing laws prohibiting your freedom of speech, expression, etc . . ., says nothing about anyone telling you to shut the fu*k up. =D
hey u crackhead shush yourself. If you knew about the joke then you would think it was funny as well!!!!! you are just jealous b/c you don't know the joy that is the midget. Oh, i'm sorry you're probably just lacking pixie dust....don't worry when you come home i will "share" my "pixie dust" with you!!!! muah!
Hey Crackhead shut the F**k Up !! You’re just upset bc you can hump a fruit loop without breaking it.
RC I have good news !! The Midget has put his résumé on Monster. Think about it you could tell him the fire department needs help with the high-pressure hoses.
but that method never has been considered "safe".
You’re just upset bc you can hump a fruit loop without breaking it. 
