Has anyone else noticed the ungodly cold temperatures out on the sales floor at our store?!?!?! I mean my goodness ppl it's like effen 2 degrees!!!! ahh!!! It is very difficult to be a happy pixie when your fricken freezing. I swear, while we were wait for the order to be unloaded i was gonna **** my pants i was so cold!!!! I also think it's a conspiricey (psh i know i can't spell) that the break room is sooo much warmer then the floor. I think they are trying to make us all get warm and sleepy and that way they can dock our pay!!! It's EVIL!!!! hmmm Maybe management keeps the floor so cold because when ppl are cold they tend to draw closer to other humans to keep warm and if managment approaches hot girls like myself and my other half they think that we will draw closer to them in order to keep warm. WELL GUESS WHAT MANAGMENT?!?! THE HOT GIRLS ARE JUST DRAWN TO EACHOTHER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! waitt....hmmm that might reap visual enjoyment for the managment as well...and for puppet master! haha.
It's too bad that the places in the store that are supposed to be cold are so often, not very. The refrigerated and frozen sections are all suspect! Be afraid...Be very afraid!
Hey here is an idea!! Maybe Kroger should fix their frozen coolers so we dont have to keep removing and restocking the ice cream every hour or so!!! Oh wait, that would cost money and we do work for so little.
Sorry guys...i should have sprinkled my magic pixie dust to fix the freezers....my bad....i was too busy dancing in my aisle...i mean stocking my aisle....
hope u enjoy that source of entertainment when she has got bout 5 lbs of suger in her and she bongs a couple of mt dews. or better yet remember surge? coke's knock of mt dew but w/ almost twice the sugar. and i heard they are starting to make jolt cola again.
muahaha my dancing gets even more interesting when i have all that energy *drops it like it's hot* You boys know you like it when i'm hyper b/c then my inhabitions are lowered *does a butt vibration* and i am more entised to grope my fellow employees which is even more fun *works the hip rolls*
Crap She got into the fizzy water (SOODA) Run for it!!! before her dancing ensnares us and we all fall victim to her siren song. Wow look how that thing move I wonder what else that thing can do …..Oh wait I don't want to upset your GF, Please don't hit me for looking ....SUPPPPP! :furious
what do u mean? my dancing isn't that great...i mean it's not like i'm ..."chesty" or anything....hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhahaha...oh was that outloud? its kinda like my stripping on the bottle bins yesterday....good times....
…..Oh wait I don't want to upset your GF, Please don't hit me for looking 
....SUPPPPP! :furious
