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PJ!!!

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1) Arriving at work early

2) Arriving at work late

3) Arriving at work period

4) Customers that ask for things we dont have

5) Customers that ask for things we do have

6) Customers

7) The color purple

8) Co-workers who think our Union is the greatest thing ever invented by mankind

9) Cash registers

10) 75% of the cashiers running those cash registers

11) People named Vegetable Man

12) Anyone who disagrees with me

There's alot more actually, but I can't be bothered to list them all. If you think anything I've put here is unfair or disagree with me in anyway you are wrong, most because I'm always right in everything I say and do. Well, thanks for reading! =D

~PJ!!!

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PJ!!!

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Edit: pretend that I said "Mostly because I'm always right . . ." instead of "Most because I'm always right . . ." and if you don't, that's ok, because you're wrong anyhow.
Bye! =D

~PJ!!!

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keith nihart's buttcrack

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1) Arriving at work early

****right

2) Arriving at work late

****nothing unordinary there

3) Arriving at work period

****?

4) Customers that ask for things we dont have

****try this 'go to fu**ing Meijers and get it'

5) Customers that ask for things we do have

**** 'check aisle 19, by the powdered water'

6) Customers

****this would be a great job if it were'nt for the fu**ing customers

7) The color purple

****wait a minute, i saw you buying that dvd the other day.

8) Co-workers who think our Union is the greatest thing ever invented by mankind

****but the free green coat is sooo sexy on the picket line.

9) Cash registers

****what, do stevens long beard hairs offend you?

10) 75% of the cashiers running those cash registers

****nice moustache, m'am.

11) People named Vegetable Man

****your right, he's a peckerhead

12) Anyone who disagrees with me

***who me?


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PJ!!!

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Damn you Nihart! I knew you would try to come and ruin my fun! Well guess what?! PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS SON!!
Call me! =D

~PJ!!!

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sally's moustache

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ill call you, big daddy....

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PJ!!!

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=*(

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JEEP King

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Stupid People, like damn near everyone.

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Puppet Master

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Things that ruin my workday.


Wearing those stylish Kroger shirts.


Having to repeat the same things 10 times to a kid with ADD just to have him screw it up anyways.


Beating off the drug/gm girls with a stick. (I know I’m hot but come on, love is for later)


 


Taking orders from a Co-manager with a quarter the years I have.


 


Listening to the Manager tell me how he can do it better just to see him make it worse.


 


Having my hours cut bc night crew needs more time, because lets face it, 3 full periods of floor hockey takes time.


 


The toe-tapping beat of Kroger radio, who’s up for SLAYER SUNDAYS?


 


Being told by a customer “I bought it here last week” when you haven’t carried that product for years and you’re pretty sure it was pulled bc it killed a few people.


 


Having the old customers come and spend “quality time” with you telling you all about how “I don’t need this much meat, maybe I’ll feed some to my cat…..”


 


 The delight of screaming children and the parents who ignore them. Where can I get that on CD so I can listen to it in the car on the way home?


 


Having cashers 2wice your age asking you if you want to hook up. (Been more than one, shudder, shudder)


 


Having that wonderful time clock work like….clockwork. Oh wait that’s right the Mother F****R never works right and shorts me hours.


Dance Puppets dance



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happinesspixie

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you know that no stick will ever be able to beat us off....tsk tsk tsk

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Beating off the drug/gm girls with a stick. (I know Im hot but come on, love is for later)



 Hey good for you you dont want an STD it seams Kroger is a meat market they trade lovers every 2 weeks.

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Anonymous

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Necro bumps when I'm surfing the internet instead of working.



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