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This one was e-mailed to me today:


A guy goes to Kroger to apply for a job.  The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"  "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years"  The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"  The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."  The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."


The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M?"  "This is Kroger!" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that!


Sound Familiar?



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The midget

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Wow!  Someone must be a comedic genius!!  That's the funniest joke EVER!!!



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what?!

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haha that was funny!

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JEEP King

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That was funny as ****, I laughed my ass off

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Puppet Master

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I don't get it.....?


Dance puppets dance



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PJ!!!

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Haha! U R dumm then!!!

~PJ!!!

I'm smert! =D

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hi

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Its about damn time someone posts something on here..however it could have been a better post........

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PJ!!!

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After much research and debate, it has been decided that my previous post is in fact the best possible post that could have been posted at that point in time, or any point in time for that matter. You are free to challenge the findings. However, we believe the results to be both accurate and conclusive.

Have a nice day! =D

~PJ!!!

P.S. The joke in this topic is actually pretty funny =D

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Puppet Master

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I have worked for Kroger for 12 years, I guess that does make me dumb.


 


Dance puppets dance  



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RC


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Three ducks walked into a bar

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the
first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is
Puddles."


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me too....and we all know how much i love dancing in puddles! haha jk jk well water puddles...not like gross yeah ok i'm done

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Anonymous

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I work at kroger...we take it serious..goodbye lol



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Anonymous

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Stay out of the archives!



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Anonymous

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Anonymous wrote:

Stay out of the archives!


 nah man. Free the archives



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