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Please tell us if you are a troll. [3 vote(s)]

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Please tell us if you come to this forum with the sole intention to troll. I will take considerate action, as a member of the forum staff, to communicate with the administrators to implement Ip Bans.

 

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Oh, one other thing: I've always been partial to enema cleansings that contain one part hydroxinated water and three parts pre micro waved horse semen. Just in case anyone wanted to know.



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Aww, I thought this would be a poll to see who everyone's favorite recurring troll characters are

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Anonymous

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I vote for the Glenn and the gay produce guy Gary.



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Shaqweetha Davis

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I vote for the Glenn and the gay produce guy Gary.


 See??? I KNEW yall waz sum racist muthafukaz!!! Shaqweetha Davis iz a bad bitch! I be #1 head nigga roun here!!!



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Shaqweetha Davis wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

I vote for the Glenn and the gay produce guy Gary.


 See??? I KNEW yall waz sum racist muthafukaz!!! Shaqweetha Davis iz a bad bitch! I be #1 head nigga roun here!!!



 LIKE DA MA FUKIN OSCARS IN HERE!



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Please tell us if you come to this forum with the sole intention to troll. I will take considerate action, as a member of the forum staff, to communicate with the administrators to implement Ip Bans.

 

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 Hi! Gary here; got some ideas I think might help ya, buddy!

I contacted some 'friends' at the N.S.A. and, long story short, they tell me the best thing you can do if you really wanna get to the bottom of these trolls is to triangulate on their IP signal. Now this isn't quite as easy as it sounds. First: you'll need access to D.O.D. defense contracts from Langley, VA, and for that you'll need my top secret clearance code (a one time small payment of 200 K----but we can work out some payment plans if you need). From there it's a matter of me getting my NSA friends to hoojk up with their old CIA operatives still in the field; they're the ones with the real juice who can manipulate the sattelite gravitational reverse flux generators. That's how signals are followed, measured, and triangulated.

With me so far?

Ultimately you're gonna need some over seas muscle to finish this job, and that's gonna require more $$ to negotiate with some contractors in Venezuela. But this is money well spent! You will, once and for all, be rid of those slimy stinky trolls and all will be right in your perfectly ordered and meaningful world again.

Hope this helps!

Gary



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Please tell us if you come to this forum with the sole intention to troll. I will take considerate action, as a member of the forum staff, to communicate with the administrators to implement Ip Bans.

 

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 Captain's log, star date 04292016:

That rubber fukk-my-face and Thor's Anal Hammer I had sent special from Sweden has truly made me feel like a new man. My sphincter reflex has doubled in strength, duration and projectile quantity; my ass hole is a veritable Kellog's corn flake dispenser now!



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