We here at Kroger regret to inform you that due to cutbacks and
difficulties with employee retention, we can no longer afford to give
non-salaried employees Sundays off. We apologize for the inconvenience.
I have already texted to the phone number you provided in your post the message you are about to read here, but I wanted this forum to read it as well: As you have evidenced depths of stupidity we would not have believed possible, we at the Kroger Family of Stores feel it would be in everyone's best interests that we demote you to Dung Scraper. Your new job will be shoveling manure and cleaning feces from the Kroger family dog kennels and horse trailors.