In another thread, a rude associate decided to insult me and make assumptions about my lifestyle.
Anonymous wrote:
Actually it is your problem because you are too fat to walk. I bet you are on Food Stamps too.
First, I would like to say that if this associate has any guts, they will reveal their district and store number IMMEDIATELY so they can fess up and face rightful consequences.
I was deeply offended by these comments. Not everyone gets to nor has to look like a supermodel, and if anything, Krogerites shouldn't be talking. You are some of the most deformed looking goblin-people I've ever had the displeasure to scream at, and just because I have a little extra weight, DOES NOT MEAN I am 'fat', whatever that means. Fatness is really just a social construct anyway.
What you body shamers don't understand is that my fluf, not only is considered sexy by men and women alike in today's society, but actually makes me more fit. That one time I did a pull-up, I was lifting a LOT more weight than one of those skeleton people. And when I stand or walk? A twig person only has to lift about 100 pounds, I have to lift 300! So EXCUSE ME for taking a break from my intense work-out every now and again when I'm shopping.
I could probably climb Mt. Everest with these powerful legs. Could one of you Kroger faggots ever do that? Of course not. All you do, or ever will do, is move cases. That's ****ing nothing. I almost joined the army, I could very easily be fighting in Afghanistan, risking my life for YOUR FREEDOM right now, so HOW DARE YOU insult me like this! I was too fit for them, but if not, we wouldn't even be having this conversation, I would be shooting A-rabs right now.
Also, lots of people use food stamps and its nothing to be ashamed of. My parents have paid into the system, so I have every God Damn right to use it. Of course not that you would care, because if you did you'd let me use them to buy my bud light instead of making me pay out of pocket.
Anyway, fix your ****ing e-carts you lazy bastards!
Thank you. I consider myself a professional, above most of the other trolls that lurk this site. I use a more complex and subtle form of humor, while they just talk about poops and farts. There's no art in any of that and frankly, I find it disgusting.
As much as trolls piss me off, and need to refrain from posting, this was actually a good troll post. All other troll posts ive read were about smelly farts, poop, boinking employees etc.
