kroger is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
kroger is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
kroger is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
kroger is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
kroger is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
kroger is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
kroger is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
kroger is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
kroger is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
kroger is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
kroger is the best friend that tags along for your first date and ****-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
kroger is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
kroger is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.
kroger is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
kroger is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
kroger is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
kroger is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
kroger is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
kroger is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
kroger is the uncle who has touched you several times.
kroger is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
kroger is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
kroger is wonderful.