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Seems that everyone has a funny story  from work if you have been around a while. Had a market manager once follow this one girl around and start to stare at her and making comments about wanting to meet her and asking her out. We guessed her age to be about 20 years old. An old friend of his came up and they started to talk about not seeing each other for about 10 years or so. he began to tell his friend about the one cute girl he was following around . Just about that time the guys daughter came up and they was one in the same. She was only 16 . he came within a few seconds of a total melt down.
 
 
Had one too about 6 years ago. Meeting on contract talks and we was about to talk wager. My cell phone whet off and I thought I turned it off but only hit ignore.  They asked if we needed time to look over the wage proposal and our president , of the local, looked at us all and told them that he was ready to give them a response now. just as he opened his mouth to speak, my cell went off again to let me know there was a message left. The funny thing of it was that the tone was one of a chicken cackling out loud. Only one that was not amused was the guy in charge of the Dallas area back then. Just seemed appropriate that when they offered up a chicken **** type raises that they hear a chicken cackling out as the first response.


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I was working in produce and one of the baggers returned an opened a box of raisins  from the front end.  I used to give the seafood lady a hard time so I took the box of raisins and spread them through her whole work area. When she noticed the raisins I told her they looked like mice poop and she better clean it up before management finds out!



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And the funny thing is I have worked with people that are dumb enought to believe that it would be mouse dropping.

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I was working in produce and one of the baggers returned an opened a box of raisins  from the front end.  I used to give the seafood lady a hard time so I took the box of raisins and spread them through her whole work area. When she noticed the raisins I told her they looked like mice poop and she better clean it up before management finds out!




 



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well, I was washing my hands at work the other day and I turned around to a man pooping in the urinal...

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My buddy once had a lady die in his line. No joke. Dropped dead right there. Didn't even have a chance to scan her Plus card.

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poor poor lady. R.I.P.

 



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When I was a courtesy this young woman came through my checkstand wanting to buy alchohol on an EXPIRED ID. Now, this wasnt expired by a month or so, if it had been, we'd have given it to her and told her she needs to renew asap. Anyways, she TRIED to make the purchase anyway EVEN THOUGH we told her that we WILL NOT and CANNOT do it because the ID MUST be up to date. Well, she looked at me and asked if I could buy it for her if she handed me the money. I politely told her no, and explained yet again the law. She asked again and I told her 'No, because I'm not going to loose my job over it.'
Her whole face changed and she started crying p*ssed off angry tears. She yelled at me " FINE! IM NOT GOING TO SHARE MY SALMON WITH YOU!" I replied with, "That's ok, I can get my own salmon, thanks anyway."
Her response was "NO YOU F*CKING *******! YOU CANT DONTHAAAAT!" she had to be escorted out of the store by security. An hour later after I clocked out she was hanging around out front. I walked passed her to my brother's car as he was giving me a ride that day and shouted to him, ""Yeah brah, I got the salmon and the beer."

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When I was a courtesy this young woman came through my checkstand wanting to buy alchohol on an EXPIRED ID. Now, this wasnt expired by a month or so, if it had been, we'd have given it to her and told her she needs to renew asap. Anyways, she TRIED to make the purchase anyway EVEN THOUGH we told her that we WILL NOT and CANNOT do it because the ID MUST be up to date. Well, she looked at me and asked if I could buy it for her if she handed me the money. I politely told her no, and explained yet again the law. She asked again and I told her 'No, because I'm not going to loose my job over it.'
Her whole face changed and she started crying p*ssed off angry tears. She yelled at me " FINE! IM NOT GOING TO SHARE MY SALMON WITH YOU!" I replied with, "That's ok, I can get my own salmon, thanks anyway."
Her response was "NO YOU F*CKING *******! YOU CANT DONTHAAAAT!" she had to be escorted out of the store by security. An hour later after I clocked out she was hanging around out front. I walked passed her to my brother's car as he was giving me a ride that day and shouted to him, ""Yeah brah, I got the salmon and the beer."


 Her Response "Fine I'm not going to share my salmon with you" LOL What a random response. I would have said Fine I don't even like salmon.



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