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Sop tell me. now many store managers doe it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Or how many cashiers does it take to count a quarter back to a customer?
 
answer please and ask your own stupid question here to be answered.


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one to tell a bagger to do it and 3 to critique the mundane and make it a all day thing.

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woman changing light bulb. You forgot that they have to first see if ELMS lets them do it.

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one to tell a bagger to do it and 3 to critique the mundane and make it a all day thing.




 



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grumpy1 wrote:

Sop tell me. now many store managers doe it take to screw in a light bulb?
 answers please?
Or how many cashiers does it take to count a quarter back to a customer?
 
answer please and ask your own stupid question here to be answered.


It takes one manager to change a light bulb and 4 co managers to supervise and make sure that its up to key retailing standards with a check list thats its done in the right amount of time and that the bulb matches key retailing standards.

Ok here is my question

How many cashiers does it take to operate U Scan?


 



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7.gif very funny.

Now the cashiers to run a U-Scan? do not know. guess it depends on if they are blonbe or not. But then I am in the meat deoartment where they loke to hide the village idiots. But I will guess one for each checkout and one to supervise eac cashier and one to call management because they have a problem.

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grumpy1 wrote:

 

Sop tell me. now many store managers doe it take to screw in a light bulb?
 answers please?
Or how many cashiers does it take to count a quarter back to a customer?
 
answer please and ask your own stupid question here to be answered.


It takes one manager to change a light bulb and 4 co managers to supervise and make sure that its up to key retailing standards with a check list thats its done in the right amount of time and that the bulb matches key retailing standards.

Ok here is my question

How many cashiers does it take to operate U Scan?


 




 



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K-roger
E-mployees
Y-anked
R-epeatedly
E-nding
T-raditions
A-nd service
L-eaving
I-nelegant customers
N-owhere to
G-o
 
S-hopping
U-nder
C-ustomer
C-are
E-ffecting
S-ales and
S-ervive  

Best I can come up with if someone can do better


-- Edited by grumpy1 on Monday 26th of July 2010 09:49:26 PM

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