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Which would make the most fitting soundtrack for Hell? [9 vote(s)]

"(Siren) What's going on? We can feel the heat!"
11.1%
Anything and everything relating to U.S. pears
33.3%
"Ding! There is a call waiting for the..."
11.1%
Mortally wounded swine
0.0%
"Yep! Faster checkout at Kroger!"
0.0%
"All available help, CUSTOMER FIRST!"
0.0%
"...peace on Earth, good will to men..."
0.0%
"Attention associates, there's a huddle in the..."
0.0%
Sweaty flesh on vinyl
0.0%
"...I can boogie, boogie-woogie, all night loooong..."
22.2%
Anything and everything relating to inspiring pork
0.0%
Other
22.2%


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Just for a bit of fun...



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Why don't they just use hydrogen?


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All of the above?



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Sounds about right.



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The US Postal Service forever stamps ad that plays in my store every 15 minutes for the last several months...



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Since this one wasn't an option, my answer is "There is call waiting for the Floral/Meat and Seafood/Customer Service on 1...0...1."  I hear this in my dreams several nights a week.



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Gah!  How could I miss Forever Stamps?  Must have repressed it. 

And yes, Roboskank's voice is the stuff of nightmares. 



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What's going on? We can feel the heat! That's our bakers, baking fresh bread every day at 4, 5, and 6pm! No matter what time they get off work, bread will be ready for you.

OMG, i practically have that memorized, I hate my life.

And actually, my favorite line at Kroger is "Can an associate from each department come to the conference room for a huddle". Because then it's an excuse to go upstairs and sit on my butt for 10 minutes. :D

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4hourrush wrote:

And actually, my favorite line at Kroger is "Can an associate from each department come to the conference room for a huddle". Because then it's an excuse to go upstairs and sit on my butt for 10 minutes. :D


True, though my patience is tried when they're droning on endlessly about nothing of physical consequence.  Despite what the office-dwellers might believe, trucks don't spontaneously unload and orders don't make themselves. 

It's a bit out of season, but I probably should have thrown Northwest Cherries in there.  Those sweet little packages are loaded with antioxidants, don't ya know. 



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How about the ultra annoying lets go krogering song they play every 2hours

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