Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: If you want to really TICK ME OFF......
Anonymous

Date:
If you want to really TICK ME OFF......
Permalink   


Come up to the deli counter and ask me for $3.00 worth of Ham or cheese or whatever.   Ugh!!!!!  Been happening lot lately and I just want to smack those customers.



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

ask them if that is their final answer or if they need to phone a friend..........do it.

 



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

Anonymous wrote:

Come up to the deli counter and ask me for $3.00 worth of Ham or cheese or whatever.   Ugh!!!!!  Been happening lot lately and I just want to smack those customers.


 What's wrong?  You can't do the math?



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

What's worse is when you find that package of 3$ worth of deli meat tucked in behind the potato chips!

 



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

use a calculator and divide what ever dollar amount they want by the price per pound and that will give you the weight needed



__________________
max

Date:
Permalink   

My favorite is when the show you on their fingers in a "pinch" how they want it sliced.. 



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

Anonymous wrote:

What's worse is when you find that package of 3$ worth of deli meat tucked in behind the potato chips!

 


 

Ha!!!  One time, I had some dip-**** family nickle and dimes me on about 10 different items, claiming they were making subs that night.  Fine whatever.

Grocery found all 10 bags or so in one of the frozen cases and returned them to the deli the next day.  I was super pissed.

 

Lol... anyway... I kid you not.  Same family shows up that day, so I go into evil prick mode and very gleefully ask one of the kids... "So.... how were those subs last night?"  

 

Kid responds "They were good..." and sorta trails off.  Wasn't nice of me to put the kid on the spot, but it was sorta gratifying to send the message home to the folks. 



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

Anonymous wrote:
 

Kid responds "They were good..." and sorta trails off.  Wasn't nice of me to put the kid on the spot, but it was sorta gratifying to send the message home to the folks. 


 lol.  I worked in a restaurant that sold meat and cheese out of a case.  We had some new jerky we were tryiong to sell in a basket in top of the case.  It was for sale, not for samples.  I saw a guy snag a piece and eat it.  I quickly asked him while he was nibling on it, "How is it?"  He said, "It's good."  I was thinking bull crap.  I know for a fact it tasted like dog crap.  lol.



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

Anonymous wrote:

Come up to the deli counter and ask me for $3.00 worth of Ham or cheese or whatever.   Ugh!!!!!  Been happening lot lately and I just want to smack those customers.


 Hey, where are the crackers and beer?



__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3390
Date:
Permalink   

Today i'm at work.... in the BAKERY COUNTER... and this old guy's like WHERE'S YER CHICKEN AT?!

Maybe in the deli?

__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

Aint no time for that.  Pffft.  Just tell me how much you want!



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

I've seen deli meat and cheese left on grocery shelves, in freezers, stuffed in the chewing gum at checkout... I mean for real?  Just tell us you changed you mind!  Drives me nuts.



__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2885
Date:
Permalink   

Anonymous wrote:

I've seen deli meat and cheese left on grocery shelves, in freezers, stuffed in the chewing gum at checkout... I mean for real?  Just tell us you changed you mind!  Drives me nuts.


 They don't know until they go in the lunch meat section and find that $3 half pound of honey ham!



__________________

Would you like fries with th... I mean, your milk in a bag?



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2624
Date:
Permalink   

4hourrush wrote:

Today i'm at work.... in the BAKERY COUNTER... and this old guy's like WHERE'S YER CHICKEN AT?!

Maybe in the deli?


 OMG!!! Lol!!

i had a guy come in the other day, I kid you not, and ask " where are your hot dogs and nuts located?" He was dead serious. I soooo wanted to say "in my pants." But I pointed him

innthe right direction 



__________________

How about NO?!?

 



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 197
Date:
Permalink   

4hourrush wrote:

Today i'm at work.... in the BAKERY COUNTER... and this old guy's like WHERE'S YER CHICKEN AT?!

Maybe in the deli?


 lol I hate when this happens. I'll be working dairy and somebody will come up and ask "WHERE IS YOUR CELERY?!" when there are at least 3 people working in produce that could tell him.



__________________
Anonymous

Date:
Permalink   

After 40 years of this baloney, I get ticked whenever anyone approaches my register. God, I hate people!!!



__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1454
Date:
Permalink   

Anonymous wrote:

After 40 years of this baloney, I get ticked whenever anyone approaches my register. God, I hate people!!!


 Yeppers....ME TOO



__________________

Mother Earth needs to douche.

 



Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 8
Date:
Permalink   

We found a ladies' sanitary napkin on the floor at the end of Aisle 2. Unfortunately, it was soiled.


__________________

Nobody You Know 

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard