You've also been given preferred shifts/days off, are on a better contract, and are going to either die, get fired, or retire then die soon.
Was your wasted life at Kroger worth it? You could have cured cancer. Proud of yourself, grandpa?
-- Edited by BagBoy on Friday 3rd of October 2014 11:53:30 PM
Kroger discourages the use of cancer cures. They take up too much time. ....However, if you would like to purchase some vitamins or medication for it, our pharmacy department is open 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. and there are shelves of various vitamins and cold medications nearby.