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What is rule number 20



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Never talk about Fight Club?

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Rule No. 20 is NEVER ask what Rule No. 20 is

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Rule No. 20 is NEVER ask what Rule No. 20 is


 I thought that was Rule No. 19



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Rule number 20 is leave your department for 10 minute intervals hide somewhere in the store and say you were helping customers for every hour that you're there

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No, Rule No. 19 is see Rule No. 20

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Never ever break rule # 19.  If you do, deny it profusely.  You are sol if there is video.

 

Off topic:  A guy on days was changing the baler the other day.  He actually switched the key switch to off!  Who does that? 



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Never ever break rule # 19.  If you do, deny it profusely.  You are sol if there is video.

 

Off topic:  A guy on days was changing the baler the other day.  He actually switched the key switch to off!  Who does that? 


Someone who doesn't know it's ok to leave it on.  You can tell him it's ok if you see him.  Doesn't sound like that big of a deal to me. 



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Also it's advisable to not wear safety goggles when tying a bale. Yes.... The wire is supposed to shoot out towards your face like that.

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Also it's advisable to not wear safety goggles when tying a bale. Yes.... The wire is supposed to shoot out towards your face like that.


Goggles?  Really?  Where are those kept - next to the missing RF guns?   Seriously though, about the key, isn't it just right in the front there by the buttons?  Maybe I'm not remembering right. 



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Usually it is. But at our store it could be anywhere.

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What RF guns?  I think everyone hides them and never returns them!!

I heard that Kroger loses $1 million dollars worth of RF guns a year.  Not sure if that is division, state or national.  I want to say that is company wide.

The guy was kind of nerdy.  From produce of course.  :)  On the two balers we have, the keys are right above the start button.

I am used to machinery and common sense tells me the only way I am going to get hurt when the door is open is if I bump my head against something.

When I train people to change the bale, I always tell them to never let anyone stand in front of bale when it is dropping.  The wires do break.

I was told about a guy that sliced a main artery with a popped wire.  He survived but it would have been bad if someone didn't get him first aide quick.



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20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

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When I train people . . .

People receive training at your store?

 



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It's that you need a minimum of 20 responses to a troll post.

This one is #14, so we're gettin there.

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But how does one assess the seriousness of something that isnt to be tooken serious?



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That would be section 1A: paragraph 4 in the employee handbook

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I thought that rule 20 was never ask questions, or was that rule 2?

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But how does one assess the seriousness of something that isnt to be tooken serious?


 20.2. Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions.



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