Some comedic relief for when you look around and realize where you are (working at kroger for less than you're worth). When I stop to think about it, this routine describes mostly every customer I observe. I call that state of mind the trolley trance, named after the shopping trolleys they push around, simultaneously wandering around in a daze like they don't know where to go first, but they're still aimlessly walking around. I recommend wearing a headphone in one ear with this on repeat while you acknowledge every single customer how big k wants you to. At least one guy in my department wears his and no one says anything...or they probably don't even notice, since all store management never leaves the front end. Almost never.