Hi guys, my name is Angus Young (no, not the guy from ACDC) and I'm a lawyer specializing in class action law suits. For many years I have successfully sued retail companies, winning as much as $20,000,000 and netting my clients TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR PAY CHECKS!!!
If You're sick of Kroger's tyranny and abuse, contact me here and now. All you have to lose is ten minutes of your time----but all you get to do is GAIN A BIG FAT PAY CHECK!!!
Angus, Kroger has sucked my soul outta my ass, has left me discouraged, distraught, disgusted, demoralized & has caused me to drink heavily. Do I have a case?
man I know this is bogus but wouldn't it be so cool if it were real???? Imean I know what I would do with a fattie check---tell ya what tho it d be 4 a whole helluva lot more than 10 k!!!
