Is it only my store, or is this the universal question among courtesy clerks as soon as they see another CC walk in to start their shift? I mean, it was like clockwork. Long after I migrated away from front end to work another department, the frequency of the question lessened, but on occasion, one of them still sneaks it in there when I least expect it.
Being the quick witted personality I am, I started to realize the asking of this question was a routine, so it took me no time at all to start having some fun with it. (Taking the "get off" bit literally, as to suggest a quickie with some random customer I took a liking to) I would retort with "oh about 30 minutes, in the toilet stall." For the record, I regret to admit I was never so fortunate. But imagine how much of a release it would be after several hours of retail hell. Or I would sometimes reply the lesser witty of an answer, but still relatable, "not soon enough."
is it before or after I can finger fondle your foot under stall #2, thereby you giving me the green light to snake slither willy nilly into your inner sanctum, then up on your lap, then give you a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice reach around ala BagBoy style? Hmmmmmmmm??
I remember mostly baggers asking me this. didn't even say hi, just "what time you off?" lol. it usually went like this since i worked 5:30pm-2a
bagger: what time you off?
me: ...2
bagger: in the morning?!
me: yes
bagger: wow that sucks
me: ok
I remember mostly baggers asking me this. didn't even say hi, just "what time you off?" lol. it usually went like this since i worked 5:30pm-2a
bagger: what time you off? me: ...2 bagger: in the morning?! me: yes bagger: wow that sucks me: ok