Wow, cool to know it's not just me! Thanks for that!
Typically what I'll do is sneak into the dairy cooler and find a can of Readi-Whip cream. That's for starters. Then I'll text this reeeeeeally big tiity dairy clerk back to join me so'z I can sprauy that creamy stuff alllll over her big tits and lick it off.............as she's Bob the Builder constructing my Boner.
HA! We laugh and tell people she had a Kroger milk jug seal break and spurt in her face