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What special materials do I need for my first day at work?
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Because they weren't really specific at all, so I've gathered, as follows:

1. My ss card

2. My driver's license

3. My birth cert. and copy of baby foot prints just 2 B sure

4. My mom's maiden name, 1st pap smear---not the results, the PAP SLIDE itself

5. My first semen load I've been saving on the same kleenex since my 1st jack off from when I was 9

6. My dead father's scrotum hair

7. My booger and turd collection----THAT was hard to part with, lemme tell ya!

So: Anything else I need, ya think?



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Don't forget soap to wash out your ******* after Kroger rapes it



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Don't forget to give it your all on your first day so they know you're a keeper. A lot of people fail to realize that Kroger is a decent place to work for minium wage. You could be flipping burgers at McDonalds or driving for Uber, but you sir/mam have chosen Kroger, where you are respected and use you to your full potential; A cart pusher specialist. 



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Knee pads..so you can get into management.



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Oh ok so some ******* is making fun of my post about what documents I need for my first day at work. Very mature, **** head.



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Anonymous wrote:

Knee pads..so you can get into management.


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