So anyway I was talking with my mom the other day about how I'm new to Krogers ans all and this is my 1st job and I'm under aged and all. but I have some real carear aspirations after h.s. and all, sooooo I was talking with my mom about how if she had any ideas and all about how I could get a jump start on y carear and all and she said to talk to my store managere? Well I did and anyway, yknow what he said? If I want to get ahead? That I should give some head. Jeese what a creep-o.
I know this post is just for giggles, but realistically if you want to get ahead in Kroger you keep your mouth shut and do what you're told. You'll be noticed for sure and you will avoid depressing rumor mills.
I remember when I was 9 years old and in 3rd grade at Saint Bubba Elementery School we were coming in from recess and we always went to pee in the boys room then get in line for the water fountain. I would be standing there in the hallway waiting and the line was so long and would be really really thirsty cause I played four square. I would stand there staring down the hall at the water fountain watchlng all the other kids slurping up that cold water endlessly and I would think to myself "damn come on now you muther" and the nasty nicky would be next and he would slobber all over the spout but no one noticed but me. After an agonizing 5 minutes of waiting it would be finally my turn & Sister Gimmeadolla would say she would say "hey! You got 3 seconds" and I would just stare at her thinking WTF! You know what I mean. And Mr Feely he gay health teacher would be there & he would say "you gotta learn how to cut in line if you want to get your fill"
I remember when I was 9 years old and in 3rd grade at Saint Bubba Elementery School we were coming in from recess and we always went to pee in the boys room then get in line for the water fountain. I would be standing there in the hallway waiting and the line was so long and would be really really thirsty cause I played four square. I would stand there staring down the hall at the water fountain watchlng all the other kids slurping up that cold water endlessly and I would think to myself "damn come on now you muther" and the nasty nicky would be next and he would slobber all over the spout but no one noticed but me. After an agonizing 5 minutes of waiting it would be finally my turn & Sister Gimmeadolla would say she would say "hey! You got 3 seconds" and I would just stare at her thinking WTF! You know what I mean. And Mr Feely he gay health teacher would be there & he would say "you gotta learn how to cut in line if you want to get your fill"
