1) Do You have Relatives who already work for King Soopers?
2) Do You look like a Supermodel or All American Boy?
3) Are You between the ages of 16 and 30?
4) Are Members of Management Your Next Door Neighbor or Best Friend?
5) Are You a bored Housewife whose Husband is making a huge salary?
6) Are You a Lazy Teenager who is most likely spend all day text messaging on Your cell phone?
7) Are You in Your Teens to Early 20's who is overly sensitive, no work ethic, and constantly needs a "safe space?
If You answered yes to any or all of these questions then apply at King Soopers because Management will treat You like a King.
If You answered No to all of these questions then apply at Your own risk because in the eyes of Management You are scum
and will become their whipping post.
Anonymous wrote:1) Do You have Relatives who already work for King Soopers?no2) Do You look like a Supermodel or All American Boy?no3) Are You between the ages of 16 and 30?yes4) Are Members of Management Your Next Door Neighbor or Best Friend?no5) Are You a bored Housewife whose Husband is making a huge salary?no6) Are You a Lazy Teenager who is most likely spend all day text messaging on Your cell phone?no7) Are You in Your Teens to Early 20's who is overly sensitive, no work ethic, and constantly needs a "safe space?If You answered yes to any or all of these questions then apply at King Soopers because Management will treat You like a King.no If You answered No to all of these questions then apply at Your own risk because in the eyes of Management You are scum and will become their whipping post.FYUK
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