I am tired of everything that is played over the "in store radio/audio" or whatever they call it now. The commercials and music that repeats everyday are driving me crazy.
I'm in Houston, location of the upcoming Big Effing Game.
I care not a whit for pro sports.
All of the Big Game ads have an extra dose of contemptuous condescension. There's one in particular where the announcette sounds like she's addressing a bunch of five year olds. Big Game! BIG Game! So cute!
Just because you don't like it, scum drip whore, doesn't mean that anyone who does is an idiot.
Oh, wait, but everyone hearing it is a Kroger shopper. Never mind, drizzle on all the contempt you can muster.
I hate the phrase "Big Game". It's the Super Bowl, you clots. (But they probably can't say that because it's a trademark and they'd have to pay a license fee to say it. That's why all the merchandise is marked with a big roman numeral, no mention of "Super Bowel".)
Don't care, take that ball and cram it sideways with a heaping helping of Govvogobbo From Mexico.
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nothing will top the nabisco ad. i'd rather listen to avocados from mexico and game day greats on repeat for my entire shift than hear the nabisco ad one single time. oh wait, i already listen to avocados from mexico and game day greats on repeat for my entire shift. damn you in store audio!
-- Edited by nightcrewzombie on Saturday 4th of February 2017 09:17:35 AM
Anything with a musical "sting" is horrible. We are currently undergoing an onslaught of Duracell ads that open with an Audio Network smarm-bot listing all the electrical toys you probably got for Christmas, then demands to know if you, you stupid careless Kroger shopper you, got batteries to power them all.
"D'OH! Is that why nothing works? I needed batt-ries?"
bing-bong-BING!
When I only heard it once or twice a day on TV, that stinger didn't bother me.
But when I hear it all night every night? Go ahead, stab pencils in my ears.
-- Edited by The Conditioner on Sunday 5th of February 2017 05:25:41 AM
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