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kms kms kms kms 



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we just got rid of that commercial. too bad they replaced it with that awful wine commercial with the whistling at the beginning. i didn't think the nabisco ad could be topped, but i'd rather listen to that on an 8 hour loop than listen to the wine commercial one more time.

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Someone bring back that crappy coke commercial.

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This commercial (and its various forms) has been around since Christmas... and here it is almost July. Ugh. It just won't go away!



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Enough already unless you want Naaabissscoooooooo to come back! Haha!!



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I think every ad should only be able to be played ONE DAY. And then it's done. No more. 



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New one is northwest cherries and it sounds like something out of the 1950s.

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4hourrush, I was about to comment on that and you beat me to it.

It's almost as if it that one is either self-parodying or MADE to be obnoxious.

It's making me dread the fresh ear rape they're gonna conjure up for Christmas time.

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omg im so glad i'm not the only one with that cherry commercial. Hahahaha, every 10 minutes......CHERRIES!!

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4hourrush wrote:

New one is northwest cherries and it sounds like something out of the 1950s.

 Do they sing "Cher-ries!" At The end? If its what i think it is it needs to "shut-up!" (Sung to d@mn cherry song)



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There used to be a pear commercial at King Soopers that was just unbearable. "Pears pears pears peas grown here in the Yuu Ess Ayyy pears pears pears grab some for yourself today"



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OMG I remember that piece of crap song!!

How about "Ask any mermaid you happen to see, what's the best tunaaaa... Chicken of the Seaaa!"

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Lane Hardy


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START THE BONFIRE! IT'S S'MORE SEASON!!!!!!!

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Want to make your family barbecue even B-etter? 



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It's. So. Loud.

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Anonymous wrote:

Want to make your family barbecue even B-etter? 

 THE THRILL OF THE GRILL 



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Anonymous wrote:

Want to make your family barbecue even B-etter? 

 Third year straight I've heard that ad, and it gets progressively worse each year.

 

Also yesterday I heard the Northwest Cherries ad for the first time, except someone muted it with the pager every time



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Because of the comercial being so annoying, I will not buy cherries.



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Cherries ad . . .  except someone muted it with the pager every time

Excellent.  May be the most generous gesture I've yet heard of at Krogrr.

(Note to self: snake a co-manager mobile phone and try muting some of these screaming, screeching commercials.)



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I want to get on the speaker after the batteries commercial and add "wand massagers" to their list of devices



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Anonymous wrote:

I want to get on the speaker after the batteries commercial and add "wand massagers" to their list of devices

 

Do you have what it takes to power christmas morning? Don't forget Santa's little YELPERS this year. 



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Check the neck, baby! Check the neck! That's all I need to say!!! And the OLD Northwest Cherries ad???

I'll take the new one over those two anyday!



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Listening to Kroger radio is more fun than hanging out at the pool. HEYYYY NOOO DIVING! 



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