"Frosty The Manager" (insert manager name here) the manager, was a pompous, sadist, prick, and he/she worked his/her mules til they phuckin died and it gave him/her a rise in the d ick/c lit. must have been a monetary reason for his/her hate, for when those workers dropped dead he/she got his/her bonus pay ka ka ka krogering ka ka ka krogering look at (insert managers name here) go!
rocking around the christmas tree Walking around, doing jack shi t, its the kroger union way, maybe ill sit on the **** ter for an hour, maybe ill take an hour break. you will get to feeling a little guilty not doing a thing, but dont worry, you cant get fired, cause you're in the phuckin union
Cashiers ring. Workers hustlin'. In the lanes, things are bustlin'. A beautiful sight. Kroger's happy tonight. Working in a retail wonderland...
Gone away is the sanity...Here to stay...Greed and vanity (Oh, the inhumanity...)...An everyday plight...These people ain't right! Yet, we're working in a retail wonderland...
In the meantime, they can make a profit...Run the business like they're circus clowns...We'll say "This is stupid!"...They'll say "Stop It! Don't you know that we're the only game in town!" (Until the other players knock 'em down!)
Later on, we'll be tired...If we complain, we'll be fired...So we work and we slave until the next wave...Working in a retail wonderland...
