Kid you not.  Some senior citizen left his adult depends diaper (with a gray-like turd in it) on the floor of the bathroom at the base of the toilet.

The railing to balance yourself had a turd smear on it.

There was a  2 foot radius around the toilet that had like a random spattering of poo particulate around it.

I was tempted to drop my drawers and add to the mess.  I started to giggle.  Does everyone else crack-up when you see that sort of thing?

Also, how come people leave the faucet running and then leave?  I occasionally see that too.  There is no paper towel clogging the sink.

I like to talk about poo.