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sometime I poop my pant at work and I have to wipe it out and keep working because I'm broke, need moneys.  I'll usually buy an air freshser like glad to spray all over me.  People go from ew that smells to hey you smell like wildflower.  So my question is do you keep underpant on or throw away and go command0 and how often do you poop pant?

sorry english not first language

 

-Lee Keebum



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Keep doing what you're doing with the air freshener. Alternately, tie your soiled underpants to a few helium balloons and just let them float up to the ceiling; balloons are located in floral. Putting your soiled underpants in the microwave, located in the employee breakroom, and microwaving them on high for several minutes, is also an option. Of course, this all depends on which district your store is located so, be sure to consult your employee and union (if applicable) handbooks. #feedthehumanspirit 



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Soiling oneself is a normal way to get things done at work that need to be done. Because otherwise you would be bugged with stupid $hit from customers and or co-workers. If you mess yourself, you can get all your work done and people will give you a wide berth. Sure, you'll smell like rotting ass all day, but all your work will get done and you'll be left alone. In fact, management will be like "sure that guy/girl smells like rotting ass, but who cares? Their  Work's being done and that's all that matters."



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I just shake a leg..and keep on keepin on. Kroger doesnt give two poop. If there is poops in the floor a nyway. Disgraceful way to run the company rod. Amazon will always be way ahead of Kroger.....Krogers is to busy feeding the human spirit....stopping hunger....eliminating waste....buying back stock etc. Waste more money on cliches. Thats where Iroger SUCCEEDS.



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I just shake a leg..and keep on keepin on. Kroger doesnt give two poop. If there is poops in the floor a nyway. Disgraceful way to run the company rod. Amazon will always be way ahead of Kroger.....Krogers is to busy feeding the human spirit....stopping hunger....eliminating waste....buying back stock etc. Waste more money on cliches. Thats where Iroger SUCCEEDS.


 they just yearn to be the best at something.  Having poop-pant employees isn't exactly something worth celebrating



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Keep doing what you're doing with the air freshener. Alternately, tie your soiled underpants to a few helium balloons and just let them float up to the ceiling; balloons are located in floral. Putting your soiled underpants in the microwave, located in the employee breakroom, and microwaving them on high for several minutes, is also an option. Of course, this all depends on which district your store is located so, be sure to consult your employee and union (if applicable) handbooks. #feedthehumanspirit 


 where do you come up with these crazy ideas?



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Greetings fellow krogers worker people. My name Seepi Bhuti. I love for to work for krogers company. Mr. krogers is so kind. For me. He let me me poop .my pant and keep working. Mr. Walmart not so kind. He fire Seepi. Mean man is Mr. Walmart. Mr. Krogers said mever mind .Them poops on floor. Keep working til all truck done. Seepi so proud. I wear same pant all time. Mr. krogers will save seepi soul one bag a time!! He be so kind. I no worry bout eating. Mr. Krogers feed whole wide word. He must be all power more power than the donaldo trump.p676y



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Greetings fellow krogers worker people. My name Seepi Bhuti. I love for to work for krogers company. Mr. krogers is so kind. For me. He let me me poop .my pant and keep working. Mr. Walmart not so kind. He fire Seepi. Mean man is Mr. Walmart. Mr. Krogers said mever mind .Them poops on floor. Keep working til all truck done. Seepi so proud. I wear same pant all time. Mr. krogers will save seepi soul one bag a time!! He be so kind. I no worry bout eating. Mr. Krogers feed whole wide word. He must be all power more power than the donaldo trump.p676y



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Greetings fellow krogers worker people. My name Seepi Bhuti. I love for to work for krogers company. Mr. krogers is so kind. For me. He let me me poop .my pant and keep working. Mr. Walmart not so kind. He fire Seepi. Mean man is Mr. Walmart. Mr. Krogers said mever mind .Them poops on floor. Keep working til all truck done. Seepi so proud. I wear same pant all time. Mr. krogers will save seepi soul one bag a time!! He be so kind. I no worry bout eating. Mr. Krogers feed whole wide word. He must be all power more power than the donaldo trump.p676y


 anoder foreiner on the froum!  I too, love to work for mr krogers.  I get compliment when I poop pant because after I do that I spray heavy fragrant on my bonnet.  I'nm thinking about doing what other user sayed about microwave and tying to balloon, this could be good for busness!



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Seymore Butts

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I'm so glad that I'm not the only person who pretends he is two different people talking to each other lmao.

 

 



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Seriously, we've found shifty underpants in the backroom before. Seepi, you ****ing work at my store bro?



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Seymore Butts wrote:

I'm so glad that I'm not the only person who pretends he is two different people talking to each other lmao.

 

 


 trust me there's 2 of us



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This is a troll right?
If not, why do you poop your pants? Are you a senior citizen?
If you have to use the bathroom, use the bathroom. You cant get in trouble for that. Thats what they are there for.
Or use the bathroom before you go to work to prevent this and dont eat while at work so it doesnt trigger your digestion system.
If you seriously have a problem in which none of these options will work for you, then I suggest wearing adult diapers if need be.
If this is real and not a troll, I am sorry you have to deal with this. Maybe look for another job to avoid this? This is all the ideas I have. I hope I was helpful. Good luck.

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NaturesProblem wrote:

This is a troll right?
If not, why do you poop your pants? Are you a senior citizen?
If you have to use the bathroom, use the bathroom. You cant get in trouble for that. Thats what they are there for.
Or use the bathroom before you go to work to prevent this and dont eat while at work so it doesnt trigger your digestion system.
If you seriously have a problem in which none of these options will work for you, then I suggest wearing adult diapers if need be.
If this is real and not a troll, I am sorry you have to deal with this. Maybe look for another job to avoid this? This is all the ideas I have. I hope I was helpful. Good luck.


 no old.  Do you think the oter suggestion s are good?  balloon and mirowave?



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Seepi Bhutii .Is no troll mr. Kroger store worker. Seepi 110 %  Punjabi Indian. From Punani prefacture Mumbai India. Mr. kroger store worker are you a furry? Your picture say you are. My fellow mr krogers worker lee keebum would like for you to know him better. He big for furry. He take pic of poop for you and then you take pic of you in all furry .....he love you long time...seepi now sick. Mr krogers will understand seepi sickness say stay home seepi. Drink mr krogers store wine. Feel better



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Seepi Bhutii .Is no troll mr. Kroger store worker. Seepi 110 %  Punjabi Indian. From Punani prefacture Mumbai India. Mr. kroger store worker are you a furry? Your picture say you are. My fellow mr krogers worker lee keebum would like for you to know him better. He big for furry. He take pic of poop for you and then you take pic of you in all furry .....he love you long time...seepi now sick. Mr krogers will understand seepi sickness say stay home seepi. Drink mr krogers store wine. Feel better


 you no know lee as well as you think you do.  What is furry?  you try to start a fight wit lee keebum?  You got enemy from Asia in here now moter fuster! Why you no tell mr krogers and his people here about your fetishes?



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Anonymous wrote:

Seepi Bhutii .Is no troll mr. Kroger store worker. Seepi 110 %  Punjabi Indian. From Punani prefacture Mumbai India. Mr. kroger store worker are you a furry? Your picture say you are. My fellow mr krogers worker lee keebum would like for you to know him better. He big for furry. He take pic of poop for you and then you take pic of you in all furry .....he love you long time...seepi now sick. Mr krogers will understand seepi sickness say stay home seepi. Drink mr krogers store wine. Feel better


 you no know lee as well as you think you do.  What is furry?  you try to start a fight wit lee keebum?  You got enemy from Asia in here now moter fuster! Why you no tell mr krogers and his people here about your fetishes?


 Seepi Bhuti is no afraid of lee keybum. Seepi Bhuti is 110 % Punjabi warrior. Kick lee keebum laotion ass. Seepi Bhuti no moter fuster. Seepi no has fetish. Even if seepi do if seep say he no hasfetish it be so. Good day 



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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Seepi Bhutii .Is no troll mr. Kroger store worker. Seepi 110 %  Punjabi Indian. From Punani prefacture Mumbai India. Mr. kroger store worker are you a furry? Your picture say you are. My fellow mr krogers worker lee keebum would like for you to know him better. He big for furry. He take pic of poop for you and then you take pic of you in all furry .....he love you long time...seepi now sick. Mr krogers will understand seepi sickness say stay home seepi. Drink mr krogers store wine. Feel better


 you no know lee as well as you think you do.  What is furry?  you try to start a fight wit lee keebum?  You got enemy from Asia in here now moter fuster! Why you no tell mr krogers and his people here about your fetishes?


 Seepi Bhuti is no afraid of lee keybum. Seepi Bhuti is 110 % Punjabi warrior. Kick lee keebum laotion ass. Seepi Bhuti no moter fuster. Seepi no has fetish. Even if seepi do if seep say he no hasfetish it be so. Good day 


 !

 



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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Seepi Bhutii .Is no troll mr. Kroger store worker. Seepi 110 %  Punjabi Indian. From Punani prefacture Mumbai India. Mr. kroger store worker are you a furry? Your picture say you are. My fellow mr krogers worker lee keebum would like for you to know him better. He big for furry. He take pic of poop for you and then you take pic of you in all furry .....he love you long time...seepi now sick. Mr krogers will understand seepi sickness say stay home seepi. Drink mr krogers store wine. Feel better


 you no know lee as well as you think you do.  What is furry?  you try to start a fight wit lee keebum?  You got enemy from Asia in here now moter fuster! Why you no tell mr krogers and his people here about your fetishes?


 Seepi Bhuti is no afraid of lee keybum. Seepi Bhuti is 110 % Punjabi warrior. Kick lee keebum laotion ass. Seepi Bhuti no moter fuster. Seepi no has fetish. Even if seepi do if seep say he no hasfetish it be so. Good day 


 khony tongkan singthi bodi soalab chao khaphachao vangvathancha minoa tan lae kanhedhai hai khad



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good day



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good day


 seepi is that u?



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Seepi I heard you pooped your pant again.  Hope we don't hear about this one going up to the ceiling on a balloon.  



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