Customer came up to the service desk demanding to speak with a manager immediately. The manager FINALLY came to the service desk and asked what was the problem? She said some one super glued a turd to the inside roof of one of the kiddie carts!
I smell trollium.
Oh, wait, it's just you. ;)
For entertainment, do you know any good jokes? The turd theme is getting old and stale.
Here for the fun working environment.
I agree! The turd is officially past its expiration date!
Wait wait wait, we can probably mark it down first. We dont need any more shrink.