Kids that walk up to you and say, "hello," are scary? Say "hi" back and move on with your day.
"From the halfway house" as in they work there and are buying food for the people they're trying to help? I can't imagine anyone else needing fifteen carts worth of food... or a single person being allotted the kind of government pay to buy that much stuff in a month. What's wrong with getting drunks off the streets? Those programs need supplies.
Yeah, a lot of customers come in unhappy no matter what you do. That's the customer service business for you. Are you saying the fact that her kids are black and she's white is why she's angry? Why bring up race?
Kids that walk up to you and say, "hello," are scary? Say "hi" back and move on with your day.
"From the halfway house" as in they work there and are buying food for the people they're trying to help? I can't imagine anyone else needing fifteen carts worth of food... or a single person being allotted the kind of government pay to buy that much stuff in a month. What's wrong with getting drunks off the streets? Those programs need supplies.
Yeah, a lot of customers come in unhappy no matter what you do. That's the customer service business for you. Are you saying the fact that her kids are black and she's white is why she's angry? Why bring up race?
Everything about this screams 'I'm a liberal piece of human sh!t!!!!!'
this one old fellow who resembles Kenny Rogers. You know when he comes in to avoid him at all costs. He's in there nearly every day and always needs help. Now I know what you're thinking "help the nice old man" we do, but we know damn good and well that he knows where everything is. And no, he's not lonely, he is married. If he catches any employee he's like "hey buddy, where's _____?" even though he mihgt be looking right at it. We are convinced he asks people on the lot "where did I park?" I think we've even heard him say "hey buddy, what day is it?" I don't think there's anything wrong with him, he just likes to be annoyoing
this one old fellow who resembles Kenny Rogers. You know when he comes in to avoid him at all costs. He's in there nearly every day and always needs help. Now I know what you're thinking "help the nice old man" we do, but we know damn good and well that he knows where everything is. And no, he's not lonely, he is married. If he catches any employee he's like "hey buddy, where's _____?" even though he mihgt be looking right at it. We are convinced he asks people on the lot "where did I park?" I think we've even heard him say "hey buddy, what day is it?" I don't think there's anything wrong with him, he just likes to be annoyoing
Has it occurred to you that he may be in the beginning stages of Dementia? Or that his wife is hard to live with, and he loves to go to the store to talk to ANYONE and just get away from her for awhile? Just a couple ideas...........
this one old fellow who resembles Kenny Rogers. You know when he comes in to avoid him at all costs. He's in there nearly every day and always needs help. Now I know what you're thinking "help the nice old man" we do, but we know damn good and well that he knows where everything is. And no, he's not lonely, he is married. If he catches any employee he's like "hey buddy, where's _____?" even though he mihgt be looking right at it. We are convinced he asks people on the lot "where did I park?" I think we've even heard him say "hey buddy, what day is it?" I don't think there's anything wrong with him, he just likes to be annoyoing
Has it occurred to you that he may be in the beginning stages of Dementia? Or that his wife is hard to live with, and he loves to go to the store to talk to ANYONE and just get away from her for awhile? Just a couple ideas...........
Well I have one lady that knows I cant lift and bag heavy stuff and comes into my line and insists I do it anyway. Ive seriously explained it to her several times but she doesnt care. I really just want to not ever deal with her again cause she's quite rude
There used to be this one extreme couponer lady and her daughter but I dont see them anymore so I imagine everyone caught on and they probably go off to try it on other stores instead now
And theres this other annoying lady that comes in and tries to make up prices. I know this because Ive gone and looked at stuff she says is a certain price and it wasnt that price on the shelf. She also constantly insists she's gonna take back deli cheese and meat cause they "cut it wrong" and many things like that, she has also come into my line when my light was clearly off and one time went into my line 4 times in one day. She's just annoying and apperently targetting me. I luckily dont see her much anymore. She comes in every few months.
Well I have one lady that knows I cant lift and bag heavy stuff and comes into my line and insists I do it anyway. Ive seriously explained it to her several times but she doesnt care. I really just want to not ever deal with her again cause she's quite rude
There used to be this one extreme couponer lady and her daughter but I dont see them anymore so I imagine everyone caught on and they probably go off to try it on other stores instead now
And theres this other annoying lady that comes in and tries to make up prices. I know this because Ive gone and looked at stuff she says is a certain price and it wasnt that price on the shelf. She also constantly insists she's gonna take back deli cheese and meat cause they "cut it wrong" and many things like that, she has also come into my line when my light was clearly off and one time went into my line 4 times in one day. She's just annoying and apperently targetting me. I luckily dont see her much anymore. She comes in every few months.
There's a customer I call the Crippled Coupon Cun t. She can barely walk and gimps around pretty hard, so she saves lots of money by spending hundreds of dollars on whatever random garbage she thinks she can pile up coupons on. She's one of our last extreme couponers. You know the type; she'll have 600 expired wadded up $6.00 coupons on the $20 Colgate Super Ergo-DeLuxe Hardcore Xtreme toothbrush and an entire cart of the cheapo $.99 model. Except at ****ing 12:05 am. It's been limit 5 for years now. What do she even intend to do with an entire cart full of toothbrushes? She's definitely too much of a rotten hateful bitch to donate them and she doesn't use them herself. Could it even be worth the trouble to sell them on eBay? It's a grand mystery.
Another customer is an Eastern European customer with identical twin girls. She will give you $100 of completely random crumpled up coupons on 5 items, except she has trained her twins to have an absolute meltdown at checkout every single time in hopes that you will just scan them through.
There's a family of the genetically cursed. There's the grandmother, who could just pass for an extreme smoker and isn't really a problem. There's the extreme smoker middle aged daughter with a meth mouth, who is in the store every couple hours every single day only to use the restroom, buy smokes, and steal mostly makeup. There are at least two men who shop with her and partake in similar activities who are some combination of brothers, her brothers, and lovers. There's her teenage son, who is somewhat retarded and doesn't bathe or do laundry and smells overwhelmingly like an expensive cheddar cheese in the worst possible way. And there's another middle aged daughter, except she is visibly and notably retarded. Except, she is also continuously pregnant. Now, she has a googly eyed and quite retarded ~8 year old son, an adorable toddler who isn't visibly retarded yet, a baby, and a pronounced baby bump. And she takes all of them, a wagon because she can't drive, and a $500 EBT order through self checkout every single time. She has never been in the store with a man, which is disappointing because I am incredibly curious who keeps sticking a dick in that.
There's a customer I call the Crippled Coupon Cun t. She can barely walk and gimps around pretty hard, so she saves lots of money by spending hundreds of dollars on whatever random garbage she thinks she can pile up coupons on. She's one of our last extreme couponers. You know the type; she'll have 600 expired wadded up $6.00 coupons on the $20 Colgate Super Ergo-DeLuxe Hardcore Xtreme toothbrush and an entire cart of the cheapo $.99 model. Except at ****ing 12:05 am. It's been limit 5 for years now. What do she even intend to do with an entire cart full of toothbrushes? She's definitely too much of a rotten hateful bitch to donate them and she doesn't use them herself. Could it even be worth the trouble to sell them on eBay? It's a grand mystery.
Another customer is an Eastern European customer with identical twin girls. She will give you $100 of completely random crumpled up coupons on 5 items, except she has trained her twins to have an absolute meltdown at checkout every single time in hopes that you will just scan them through.
There's a family of the genetically cursed. There's the grandmother, who could just pass for an extreme smoker and isn't really a problem. There's the extreme smoker middle aged daughter with a meth mouth, who is in the store every couple hours every single day only to use the restroom, buy smokes, and steal mostly makeup. There are at least two men who shop with her and partake in similar activities who are some combination of brothers, her brothers, and lovers. There's her teenage son, who is somewhat retarded and doesn't bathe or do laundry and smells overwhelmingly like an expensive cheddar cheese in the worst possible way. And there's another middle aged daughter, except she is visibly and notably retarded. Except, she is also continuously pregnant. Now, she has a googly eyed and quite retarded ~8 year old son, an adorable toddler who isn't visibly retarded yet, a baby, and a pronounced baby bump. And she takes all of them, a wagon because she can't drive, and a $500 EBT order through self checkout every single time. She has never been in the store with a man, which is disappointing because I am incredibly curious who keeps sticking a dick in that.
I think it is so sad that women who are heavy smokers seem to be completely clueless about the fact that buying (or stealing) makeup is a total WASTE of money (or time) !!! ............smoking their cigarettes is 100% canceling out any "advantage" they think they are getting from applying makeup.
Their wrinkles keep getting deeper and deeper, their skin looks more and more unhealthy, and their teeth keep falling out, and their hair keeps getting thinner, and they keep getting uglier and scrawnier and more sickly looking. (I've watched MANY women smokers age quickly over the years and it isn't pretty).
Just QUIT SMOKING, for crying out loud, and that will do more real good than painting your face every day with gobs of powders, paints, lipsticks, foundation, and other various kinds of colored slime.
There's a customer I call the Crippled Coupon Cun t. She can barely walk and gimps around pretty hard, so she saves lots of money by spending hundreds of dollars on whatever random garbage she thinks she can pile up coupons on. She's one of our last extreme couponers. You know the type; she'll have 600 expired wadded up $6.00 coupons on the $20 Colgate Super Ergo-DeLuxe Hardcore Xtreme toothbrush and an entire cart of the cheapo $.99 model. Except at ****ing 12:05 am. It's been limit 5 for years now. What do she even intend to do with an entire cart full of toothbrushes? She's definitely too much of a rotten hateful bitch to donate them and she doesn't use them herself. Could it even be worth the trouble to sell them on eBay? It's a grand mystery.
Another customer is an Eastern European customer with identical twin girls. She will give you $100 of completely random crumpled up coupons on 5 items, except she has trained her twins to have an absolute meltdown at checkout every single time in hopes that you will just scan them through.
There's a family of the genetically cursed. There's the grandmother, who could just pass for an extreme smoker and isn't really a problem. There's the extreme smoker middle aged daughter with a meth mouth, who is in the store every couple hours every single day only to use the restroom, buy smokes, and steal mostly makeup. There are at least two men who shop with her and partake in similar activities who are some combination of brothers, her brothers, and lovers. There's her teenage son, who is somewhat retarded and doesn't bathe or do laundry and smells overwhelmingly like an expensive cheddar cheese in the worst possible way. And there's another middle aged daughter, except she is visibly and notably retarded. Except, she is also continuously pregnant. Now, she has a googly eyed and quite retarded ~8 year old son, an adorable toddler who isn't visibly retarded yet, a baby, and a pronounced baby bump. And she takes all of them, a wagon because she can't drive, and a $500 EBT order through self checkout every single time. She has never been in the store with a man, which is disappointing because I am incredibly curious who keeps sticking a dick in that.
I genuinely enjoyed reading this, and I am still laughing little, you know, paroxysmal hiccup / dying lawn mower belching sound laughs. Thank you for that. More, please!
Kids that walk up to you and say, "hello," are scary? Say "hi" back and move on with your day.
"From the halfway house" as in they work there and are buying food for the people they're trying to help? I can't imagine anyone else needing fifteen carts worth of food... or a single person being allotted the kind of government pay to buy that much stuff in a month. What's wrong with getting drunks off the streets? Those programs need supplies.
Yeah, a lot of customers come in unhappy no matter what you do. That's the customer service business for you. Are you saying the fact that her kids are black and she's white is why she's angry? Why bring up race?
Everything about this screams 'I'm a liberal piece of human sh!t!!!!!'
And what do you suppose your massive font size and bringing up of political leanings say about you? I imagine the words "cuck," "snowflake," and the like are part of your normal vocabulary... although I guess maybe snowflake would be too ironic, since you come off weak-willed, hoping for the support of mob mentality because you can't stand on your own. Do you vote purely based on party? There's some intelligence, no wonder society's in the toilet.
There's one female customer. Her 3 children are pretty much untrained.
The youngest one throws some of the most impressive tantrums I've ever seen if he doesn't get to play the claw machine. Except, it's not only on the way out of the store, but also on the way in. This gets the other kids going since they want to play the claw machine too. Going both in and out of the store. Other customers would be looking, and it would be quite a scene (twice a trip). And if for some reason she'd let the little monster play the machine, he could somehow ramp it up even further and throw a downright nuclear tantrum when he'd inevitably lose (because he couldn't figure out the game is rigged). A couple times, management asked her to take them outside!
That would be bad enough, but the customer is a piece of **** too.
She is the kind of customer who would go up and down the shelf (with three hysterical kids) looking for expired tags so she can demand free stuff. That was too much work and the items were kind of random, so she started taking specific tags off the shelf to keep until they expired. If she's in a pinch, she will take low priced tags off the shelf and stick them on whatever expensive item she wants.
She also really loves holiday items. So, she will just completely rearrange signage and entire holiday displays to get Halloween inflatables or fancy Christmas decorations cheaply.
We started giving her a hard time about that, so she just started taking random items off the shelf to exchange or return without a receipt. The desk just throws store credit at her until she shuts up.
And rain checks. She likes to ask for rain checks for items not in the ad, and she will tell you that they cost $.65. Or, she will present a raincheck and put an entire shelf-load of the wrong product on the belt. She likes to target new employees for this, and usually gets away with it until she gets too greedy and management has to clear it. If she's in a hurry, she'll just shoplift because she knows we won't do anything.
Apparently, she does this kind of stuff everywhere she goes. A coworker was standing behind her at a department store, and she started up with her old tricks. After she left, the coworker talked to the clerk about it, and apparently the department store is trying to build a case and prosecute her for fraud. I can only hope.
