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Al Bundy

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middle aged woman complaining how to package seafood
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Can't believe what I heard/saw this past week.

 

Some semi-attractive old hag (ugly twisted toes with her toenails painted red) berated some new Kroger worker passed on helping her because he did not know how to "package" a certain time of fish fillet according to some weird way I've never heard of that made no sense.  The guy said he'll get someone else to fulfill your order since he has no idea what you're talking about.

 

He then switches his attention to me, and I proceeded to ask for 2 lbs. of catfish nuggets.  I told him to just scoop it up and plop it into a bag, nothing special.  When he was done, I told him "Dude, you're doing fine!,  <then I whispered to him> ignore the old sea hag." 

 

He grinned.  I think the old hag heard me too because she did one of those NBA pass-me-the-ball type of head fake to me.

 

Am I the only one that gets pissed off at high maintenance women?  If women are so great how come they don't design procedures and invent machines to solve humanities problems?  Rarely do I see an engineer that is female.   All they do is complain and never create machines, software or effectively solve problems or invent anything.

 

I've grown to hate them.   The older and fatter they get, the more I hate them.  I hate that purple dress and red hat group I see at restaurants. 

 

 



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Women are good for one thing only: f u c k i n g. If they look good. And keep their mouths shut. And fix me a sammich. biggrin



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