Best product to use for that? Do I need a prescription from the Kroger pharmacy for that one?
Yes sir we do. We have a wide selection of anti itch creme. It may cause ball burning but that's to be expected. Also shaved balls often itch. No prescription needed.
And as for stanky vaginas? Try a douche. Gets rid of that rotting fish smell.
If there is anything else I can help you with please let me know. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at your friendly Krogers!