I've been trolling the net since AOL dial up days, and I am an expert at reading and deciphering the human mind and motivations. I'm certainly more than qualified to judge exactly who and what type of character is trolling on this site; you could say I am a misunderstood and unrecognized genius. It doesn't bother me tho, because I know people are simply jealous of my skills.
however, my current problem is this: I have become so grotesquely obese from always sitting and living on the net, that I can no longer tend to my bodily needs. I need a special hoist called a Hoyer Lift simply to get on and off the toilet. .. But wiping myself after ward is the real challenge. I've taken to using a water sprinkler system from my neighbor's yard.....but I don't think that's going to work much longer, as I keep getting fatter and fatter.
AOL Dial Up LOL I bet every time you got an AOL disk in the mail you were so happy you pissed yourself. Every time you got the disk you put in in your computer then mommy and daddy had to take it to the shop because all those disk corrupted Windows dll files.
AOL Dial Up LOL I bet every time you got an AOL disk in the mail you were so happy you pissed yourself. Every time you got the disk you put in in your computer then mommy and daddy had to take it to the shop because all those disk corrupted Windows dll files.
Yo FAGGOT, spill to clean on aisle 6 and then go plunge some toilets. After that, suck your managers sac dry---AGAIN. You ain't had pussy since pussy had YOU. Best thing you could do is eat a bullet.
