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Kitty

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Sorry to post this but I am in real deep ****...literally. Now my ******* of a manager is looking for ways to work around the union to fire my ass thats been working at this location for two decades.

Well to get to the point, I had really bad ****s. I ate two carrot cupcakes and a Brussels sprout salad on my break and it made me feel sick. I accidentally ripped a big one while I was cashiering and the area smelled like a broken sewer pipe. The customer got angry and started cussing me out, I told the manager about the situation and they started yelling at me too. I asked if I could go to the bathroom and they said no, so when they left I pooped on the floor. The next two hours that lane smelled like a barn and people were staying away from me.

On break i raced to the bathroom because I couldnt hold it. Before I could sit down my bowels let loose and my ******* practically tore open. After ten minutes of this pain. I turn around and realize I had gotten it all over the walls! It was dark brown and lumpy, and holy **** it looked like chili and smelled like a rotten outhouse. I realized I made a mistake, and because my pants were soiled I had to get back out on the floor in my underwear. I went to the hardware section to get a leaf blower and an extension cord. I plugged the blower to the front of the store and went in the bathroom to see if I could blow all my **** into the toilet. Well i turned it on full blast and instead it flew everywhere but in the toilet. It flew all over the bathroom walls, ceiling, sink, and a lot of it even got onto me! I literally painted the place brown by mistake! i turned off the blower and ran to get my manager, who started cussing me out for meth and that I wasnt good employee. I tried my best!! Ive been suspended from my job for two weeks and am afraid theyre gonna let me go. Any thoughts on what i could do?



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Kitty wrote:

Sorry to post this but I am in real deep ****...literally. Now my ******* of a manager is looking for ways to work around the union to fire my ass thats been working at this location for two decades.

Well to get to the point, I had really bad ****s. I ate two carrot cupcakes and a Brussels sprout salad on my break and it made me feel sick. I accidentally ripped a big one while I was cashiering and the area smelled like a broken sewer pipe. The customer got angry and started cussing me out, I told the manager about the situation and they started yelling at me too. I asked if I could go to the bathroom and they said no, so when they left I pooped on the floor. The next two hours that lane smelled like a barn and people were staying away from me.

On break i raced to the bathroom because I couldnt hold it. Before I could sit down my bowels let loose and my ******* practically tore open. After ten minutes of this pain. I turn around and realize I had gotten it all over the walls! It was dark brown and lumpy, and holy **** it looked like chili and smelled like a rotten outhouse. I realized I made a mistake, and because my pants were soiled I had to get back out on the floor in my underwear. I went to the hardware section to get a leaf blower and an extension cord. I plugged the blower to the front of the store and went in the bathroom to see if I could blow all my **** into the toilet. Well i turned it on full blast and instead it flew everywhere but in the toilet. It flew all over the bathroom walls, ceiling, sink, and a lot of it even got onto me! I literally painted the place brown by mistake! i turned off the blower and ran to get my manager, who started cussing me out for meth and that I wasnt good employee. I tried my best!! Ive been suspended from my job for two weeks and am afraid theyre gonna let me go. Any thoughts on what i could do?


Thats a very interesting day at work you had



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Troll



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Kitty wrote:

Sorry to post this but I am in real deep ****...literally. Now my ******* of a manager is looking for ways to work around the union to fire my ass thats been working at this location for two decades.

Well to get to the point, I had really bad ****s. I ate two carrot cupcakes and a Brussels sprout salad on my break and it made me feel sick. I accidentally ripped a big one while I was cashiering and the area smelled like a broken sewer pipe. The customer got angry and started cussing me out, I told the manager about the situation and they started yelling at me too. I asked if I could go to the bathroom and they said no, so when they left I pooped on the floor. The next two hours that lane smelled like a barn and people were staying away from me.

On break i raced to the bathroom because I couldnt hold it. Before I could sit down my bowels let loose and my ******* practically tore open. After ten minutes of this pain. I turn around and realize I had gotten it all over the walls! It was dark brown and lumpy, and holy **** it looked like chili and smelled like a rotten outhouse. I realized I made a mistake, and because my pants were soiled I had to get back out on the floor in my underwear. I went to the hardware section to get a leaf blower and an extension cord. I plugged the blower to the front of the store and went in the bathroom to see if I could blow all my **** into the toilet. Well i turned it on full blast and instead it flew everywhere but in the toilet. It flew all over the bathroom walls, ceiling, sink, and a lot of it even got onto me! I literally painted the place brown by mistake! i turned off the blower and ran to get my manager, who started cussing me out for meth and that I wasnt good employee. I tried my best!! Ive been suspended from my job for two weeks and am afraid theyre gonna let me go. Any thoughts on what i could do?


To think up even HALF that ridiculous story, you MUST be on METH, or something! Please find the nearest half-way house or rehab center, PLEASE!!!!



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Troll


Says the @sshole



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This is the funniest thing Ive read in a while.



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says the TROLL



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Nyx


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**** you



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Flower sult

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Nyx wrote:

**** you


Says the troll



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I know the OP is a troll post but I crapped a strange turd that would make them proud. It looked like a pretzel as it came out in one long piece.



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says the TROLL


@SSHOLE



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What is this garbage??

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Nyx wrote:

What is this garbage??


Its quality writing



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In the good old days talented people wrote porno novels. I get the point about the bathroom. The front end manager can't get anyone to cover your station for ten minutes no matter what, because the team needs to focus on hustling customer chumps with NOTHING to spare.

Fail faster!

Bastard company.



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Kitty wrote:

Sorry to post this but I am in real deep ****...literally. Now my ******* of a manager is looking for ways to work around the union to fire my ass thats been working at this location for two decades.

Well to get to the point, I had really bad ****s. I ate two carrot cupcakes and a Brussels sprout salad on my break and it made me feel sick. I accidentally ripped a big one while I was cashiering and the area smelled like a broken sewer pipe. The customer got angry and started cussing me out, I told the manager about the situation and they started yelling at me too. I asked if I could go to the bathroom and they said no, so when they left I pooped on the floor. The next two hours that lane smelled like a barn and people were staying away from me.

On break i raced to the bathroom because I couldnt hold it. Before I could sit down my bowels let loose and my ******* practically tore open. After ten minutes of this pain. I turn around and realize I had gotten it all over the walls! It was dark brown and lumpy, and holy **** it looked like chili and smelled like a rotten outhouse. I realized I made a mistake, and because my pants were soiled I had to get back out on the floor in my underwear. I went to the hardware section to get a leaf blower and an extension cord. I plugged the blower to the front of the store and went in the bathroom to see if I could blow all my **** into the toilet. Well i turned it on full blast and instead it flew everywhere but in the toilet. It flew all over the bathroom walls, ceiling, sink, and a lot of it even got onto me! I literally painted the place brown by mistake! i turned off the blower and ran to get my manager, who started cussing me out for meth and that I wasnt good employee. I tried my best!! Ive been suspended from my job for two weeks and am afraid theyre gonna let me go. Any thoughts on what i could do?


Well if it will make you feel any better. We used to have a stocker that would crap on the toilet seat on purpose and piss on the toilet seat on purpose. There was never a day that he worked where he either didn't do this or piss all over the floor and the walls around the urinal.



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Anonymous wrote:

Troll


bitch



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