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I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store.  I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate.  The person who saw me has since quit.

 

What are my odds of getting rehired?



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Just show up at the store of your choice whether you work there or not and take another dump on the floor.



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Anonymous wrote:

I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store.  I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate.  The person who saw me has since quit.

 

What are my odds of getting rehired?


 The bigger the **** the better the chance id say



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Anonymous wrote:

I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store.  I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate.  The person who saw me has since quit.

 

What are my odds of getting rehired?


 The bigger the **** the better the chance id say


 You should spell out KROGER SUCKS in poo.



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Anonymous wrote:

I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store.  I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate.  The person who saw me has since quit.

 

What are my odds of getting rehired?


 The bigger the **** the better the chance id say


 You should spell out KROGER SUCKS in poo.


 No he spell out Trolls suck. Yes I said he I am not assuming gender here. Because no Young lady will take their poo and play with it.



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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store.  I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate.  The person who saw me has since quit.

 

What are my odds of getting rehired?


 The bigger the **** the better the chance id say


 You should spell out KROGER SUCKS in poo.


 No he spell out Trolls suck. Yes I said he I am not assuming gender here. Because no Young lady will take their poo and play with it.


 You couldnt be any more wrong. As usual.. FAKE NEWS



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Seriously, how do I pass this off (no pun intended) for my next job interview?

 

Interviewer:  "Why did you leave you last job?"

 

Interviewee (me): "Got caught doing a turd prank."



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Seriously, how do I pass this off (no pun intended) for my next job interview?

 

Interviewer:  "Why did you leave you last job?"

 

Interviewee (me): "Got caught doing a turd prank."


 say it was a training exercise and it needed to be as real as it could get



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You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers. 



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You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers. 


 I find it easier just to drop them anywhere. saves time and has a unique aroma. I make house calls for special clients. would you like to be one?

 



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You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers. 


 I'm trying to be serious.  I know  how to use the toilet.  I do my turd pranks on purpose.   The problem is it comes back to haunt me in future job interviews.



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You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers. 


 I'm trying to be serious.  I know  how to use the toilet.  I do my turd pranks on purpose.   The problem is it comes back to haunt me in future job interviews.


 Have to tried putting your turf in the microwave in the break room



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Have you tried putting your turd in the microwave in the break room?


 Need to do that.  That would be bold. I wonder if the store would hire a scientist to test the DNA in the cooked turd to trace it back to me?



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Have you tried putting your turd in the microwave in the break room?


 Need to do that.  That would be bold. I wonder if the store would hire a scientist to test the DNA in the cooked turd to trace it back to me?


There's an effort to catch dog owners.  You can bet DNA is in human turds too.   That being said, try getting a random turd from a dog park and put that turd in the microwave so even if they do test, they can't trace it back to you!

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/19/pooprints-brings-in-millions-testing-dog-poop-dna-to-snag-non-scoopers.html



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