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I want to address employee retaliation against Kroger management.

 

Since it's illegal to have cameras in the restroom, what's stopping a disgruntled employee from retaliating against an atheistic manager that manages with a "anything is fair game" mentality?

 

Is there a way to clog the upstairs manager's office restroom sh-tter without getting caught?  Looking for ideas including tampering with the manager's car in the parking lot. 



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Anonymous wrote:

I want to address employee retaliation against Kroger management.

 

Since it's illegal to have cameras in the restroom, what's stopping a disgruntled employee from retaliating against an atheistic manager that manages with a "anything is fair game" mentality?

 

Is there a way to clog the upstairs manager's office restroom sh-tter without getting caught?  Looking for ideas including tampering with the manager's car in the parking lot. 


I put a turd in the microwave and set it on high for 6 mins.  How are you with balloons?



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I put a turd in the microwave and set it on high for 6 mins.  How are you with balloons?

There has to be a way to get away with a turd prank without the average employee cleaning it up.  I want something the management team has to do it.

 

I want to do this to management at some festival.  If I see an hourly Kroger worker I won't do the prank.  It's just for Kroger managers:



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Managers are full of ****. Its only right they clean up some 



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Anonymous wrote:

I want to address employee retaliation against Kroger management.

 

Since it's illegal to have cameras in the restroom, what's stopping a disgruntled employee from retaliating against an atheistic manager that manages with a "anything is fair game" mentality?

 

Is there a way to clog the upstairs manager's office restroom sh-tter without getting caught?  Looking for ideas including tampering with the manager's car in the parking lot. 


 dont tamper with the car. i knew some managers that would gladly beat the living sh*t out of anyone they caught tampering with their vehicle.

but here is some safer ways to get even. just dont get caught.

1. take a crap on the floor then pick it up with paper towels. place the turd in a plastic bag. one from produce works great. then when management is not in their office sneakily...and i do mean sneakily place the turd at the bottom of the basket below other garbage. return to the office. (warning: you MUST be stealthy when doing this. It is best do do this when mangement is out and about on the sales floor. do NOT...i repeat...DO NOT do this is view of other co-workers.)

 

2. unplug their computer from their router in the office. you must do this when they are not in there obviously. this will completely disconnect them from the internet and end whatever they are doing. when in doubt just unplug any and all wires you see. be careful when doing this and leave asap when you are done.

 

3. shove paper towels down the toilet after you are doing your business. when it floods leave and say nothing. let management put in a work order for it and the plumber come out and fix it for them.

 

4. for males: take a huge monster crap in the urinal. if you have diarreah, thats even better. just make sure it is chunky

    for females: flush a whole bunch of used sanitary napkins down the toilet. let management deal with it



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dont tamper with the car. i knew some managers that would gladly beat the living sh*t out of anyone they caught tampering with their vehicle.

 

No problem there.  I can hold my own.



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Ok...but aren't there hidden cameras in the manager's office area nowadays?



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Ok...but aren't there hidden cameras in the manager's office area nowadays?


 Probably not more than two if you don't include the one over the entrance or in the hall.



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I think one's DNA is in poo.  If someone decides to do that you'd be at risk for tracing it back to you.



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Fo sco and eon I saw a sh-itter. bRo had it going real stronk and it was breezy pew yew! I then told brO hay whats good 4 da stomach is good 4 tha brain. He loles and I toot too



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Fo sco and eon I saw a sh-itter. bRo had it going real stronk and it was breezy pew yew! I then told brO hay whats good 4 da stomach is good 4 tha brain. He loles and I toot too


 What?!



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I think one's DNA is in poo.  If someone decides to do that you'd be at risk for tracing it back to you.


 Technically its true, but i like to think it would have to be repeated splattering or something before they bring in DNA analysis. 



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