What are some subtle tricks to dealing with really stupid customers?!?

Date: March 4th

What are some subtle tricks to dealing with really stupid customers?!?

Date: March 5th

play dumb with them

Date: March 12th

Remember that they cannot help it. If they could be smart, they would. Even the evil ones doing stupid things for sport are sort of retarded. Until they get locked up or walk into traffic you must help manage them when they wander around the store.

Date: March 12th

What can we do about the lazy smelly associates?

Date: March 17th

Buy a few pins that say "I'm deaf." and wear them so they can easily be seen. Pull out your Zebra like you got a buzz and walk away.

Date: March 19th

Anonymous wrote:
Had a ton of them today!!

This is rich coming from associates who dont even know where bread or milk is. you alp are dumber than a pile of cat turds

Date: 13 days ago

Original poster here: If you are being a d*** at my register, you are getting a LOT of change ("Sorry I just ran out of quarters!")

Date: 9 days ago

Anonymous wrote:
Original poster here: If you are being a d*** at my register, you are getting a LOT of change ("Sorry I just ran out of quarters!")

And I wont accept all that change and call on your manger to get change. Then tell the manager what an unruly smelly associate you are and demand an apology.US customers make the rules NOT you.