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Damn Kids
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Now, Im sure many of you have encountered little ****s in krogers. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, heres the best part. A biter got me today when I was bagging some groceries. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little ****s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming ****! ****!. Now, my good friend, Tom well call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting ****! MAYBE HE DIDNT GET IT! ****!. By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Heres the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and Im Im ****ING HIV POSITIVE. And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isnt defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little **** must've gotten in a ****heap of trouble.

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lol holy **** i wouldve loved doing that!

u rock man lol



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Sir, you are my hero. I will aspire to become more like you everyday.

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