The Key Refailing Nazis will be out in force this Halloween disguised as helpful, caring fellow employees...you know...just doing their job "cause someone has to do it.  But don't be fooled!  If they suspect for even a moment that you are not with the pogrom...that is Program...you'll be whisked away in the middle of the night, in a big black sedan, escorted by 3 or 4 jack-booted thugs in long leather coats to a re-education facility from which you will eventually emerge a happy, mindless Kroger worker drone, all the wil claiming that Key Refailing and Kroger is the" best of all possible worlds" (Candide).

 Ja, Key Refailing ist goote, und you vill like it, und you vill do it for the goote of the faterland...I mean, Kroger!  If not, vell, ve haf vays... ve haf vays.....