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Can someone refresh my memory on some of the uscan quotes? I'm sure it's burned into some of your heads.



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Not necessarily a quote, but love the ones who bend down and talk to the screens.... LOL

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Anonymous wrote:

Not necessarily a quote, but love the ones who bend down and talk to the screens.... LOL


 

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U-Scan:

Please place the item in the bag.

Please place the item on the scanner and wait.

Please place the item back in the bag!

Please wait for cashier assistance.

 

Customer:  !@#%%#^%^!!!!



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So i see Grumpy has decided to completely wage a war with anons, even if they aren't exhibiting troll like behavior. How grown up of you


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Please place the item in the bagging area.

Please remove the last item from the bagging area.

The cashier has been notified to assist you.



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Anonymous wrote:

Please place the item in the bagging area.

Please remove the last item from the bagging area.

The cashier has been notified to assist you.


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8hourfreezefest wrote:

So i see Grumpy has decided to completely wage a war with anons, even if they aren't exhibiting troll like behavior. How grown up of you


 No diffeence . One posts as anonymous. All the same one.

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Anonymous wrote:

Please place the item in the bagging area.

Please remove the last item from the bagging area.

The cashier has been notified to assist you.


 

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Are you using your own bags?

Please take your receipt and your change.

 

Just for fun, every so often I click on the Spanish voice.



-- Edited by Art Vandelay on Wednesday 21st of March 2012 10:18:37 AM

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place the item in the bagging area. otherwise, press skip bagging, and place the item in the cart.
please remove the last item from the bagging area and scan it.
are you using your own bags?
scan your shoppers card, 123 rewards visa, or enter your alternate id. or scan your first item.
enter the item code, then press done.
place item on scanner.
attendant has been notified to assist you.
if you have coupons, press the coupon button. otherwise, select your method of payment.
please give your coupons to the attendant.
slide your card and follow the instructions on the pin pad.
thank you for shopping with us, please remove your bags, take your receipt, and your change.
please be sure to look at the bottom of your receipt for an important message.



-- Edited by SCO on Saturday 31st of March 2012 02:01:57 PM

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you forgot the all important "welcome valued customer" when the plus card is scanned. 



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I took too long getting my card out tonight after I hit start and it said at least twice "Scan your shoppers card blah blah". I wanted to slap the u-scan :(

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after stocking bags.....Are using your own bags?......dumb ass machine



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