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Customer service supervisor   "I need the person that cut the cheese to dial 2092".

Customer Service supervisor    "Someone in recieving please pick up"

Recieving                                "Please tell me what number to pick up"

 

Customer Service supervisor "Sweety I am sorry I hung up"

 

Customer Service supervisor "Someome please check the back doors"

 

Person in the backroom      "The back doors are still there"

 

What a fun day at Kroger.



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I always like, "Mr. Smith, if you're in the store, you have a phone call on line 101."  Does that mean if Mr. Smith isn't in the store he doesn't have a phone call on line 101?



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The page that changed our P.A. policy for years to come:

"Would all black people please leave the store now."

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I say silly stuff on the PA all the time. I do impressions of the managers sometimes, too.

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was in a store today where they started a PA with "good morning shoppers and welcome to your neighborhood Wal-mart"



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Before I leave Kroger I'm gettin on there and belching as loud as I can!



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krogerman77 wrote:

Before I leave Kroger I'm gettin on there and belching as loud as I can!


 have already done that once by accident a few years back.



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One night I heard someone say on the speaker "____, please come to the hot dog stand, we're running out of catsup" and I had no idea wtf they were talking about. I found out, the guy spilled a pallet of catsup so everyone was having a laugh about it the whole night.

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Here we're supposed to say, "Good day/morning/afternoon Kroger cuistomers and associates' before any message on the PA, and no non-essential chitchat or comments whatsoever.



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Here we're supposed to say, "Good day/morning/afternoon Kroger cuistomers and associates' before any message on the PA, and no non-essential chitchat or comments whatsoever.


 Well, that's just stupid.  I can just imagine someone saying, "Good morning  Kroger customers and associates.  We have a milk delivery on the back dock."  By the way,  does anybody else hate the term, "associate"?  We are not associates.  We are employees.  If we were truly associates we'd have a lot more say in what goes on and how things are run.



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Agree. Vending contractors, affiliated companies, the board of directors? Associates. Hourly employees who can be replaced in a New York second? Not so much.

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Agreed on the term "associate." It's as insufferable as any business that refers to it's customers as "guests."

We're not partners at this firm, I am not your associate. I'm not making these people breakfast, they are not my guests.



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HAHAHAHAHA...........Yes, good one~

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Our store used to play some really good music over the PA system. Then along came KROGER RADIO with their stupid pillsbury dough boy ads every 5 minutes. Happy Holidays Kroger shoppers, It's me, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Whats the best part of the hollidays, Taking wire cutters and clipping the speakers. Then putting a gun to my head to put myself out of misery.



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Our store used to play some really good music over the PA system. Then along came KROGER RADIO with their stupid pillsbury dough boy ads every 5 minutes. Happy Holidays Kroger shoppers, It's me, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Whats the best part of the hollidays, Taking wire cutters and clipping the speakers. Then putting a gun to my head to put myself out of misery.


 All the music may not be what you like. What kroger does is plays the music that hot the charts over the years. They try to play songs that everyone likes. But one person may not like all the songs. They used to call it KRGR but now it's just music and advertisemeants. It's back like it used to be. I am not sure where the music studio is located and if all the stores have the same setup. Maybe all stores are the same abd come from main corp in cininatti. It comes thru KU Band dish on top of your store.



-- Edited by Win7Tech on Saturday 1st of September 2012 11:00:33 AM

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krogerman77 wrote:

Before I leave Kroger I'm gettin on there and belching as loud as I can!


 I know people who have done that before...Won't be the first time! I also love when they call a person to the back room ten times, and he's not even in the store that day!



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Win7Tech wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Our store used to play some really good music over the PA system. Then along came KROGER RADIO with their stupid pillsbury dough boy ads every 5 minutes. Happy Holidays Kroger shoppers, It's me, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Whats the best part of the hollidays, Taking wire cutters and clipping the speakers. Then putting a gun to my head to put myself out of misery.


 All the music may not be what you like. What kroger does is plays the music that hot the charts over the years. They try to play songs that everyone likes. But one person may not like all the songs. They used to call it KRGR but now it's just music and advertisemeants. It's back like it used to be. I am not sure where the music studio is located and if all the stores have the same setup. Maybe all stores are the same abd come from main corp in cininatti. It comes thru KU Band dish on top of your store.



-- Edited by Win7Tech on Saturday 1st of September 2012 11:00:33 AM


 I sometimes hear the exact same songs I hear in Kroger on the radio in other stores in the area...I wonder if other chains use the same music...



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How about "Assistance needed in the seafood department" by one of the deli guys, and then a "thank you very much" in his best Elvis impersonation...



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I hate that damn forever stamp ad that comes on annoys the hell out of me



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