Back when I started working for Kroger I was a lonely virgin. Then I met the Head Dairy Clerk. I watched him everyday, how he would flirt with all the MILF's and lonely housewives that came through his department. He took me under his wing and taught me how to pick up hot women. We started hanging out and going to a few strip clubs. He showed me the error of my ways. How being nice and kind to women would get you no where. He taught me that hot women really go for guys that are ****y, funny and full of themselves. So I became his eager student, watching and learning. He would only hit on the best looking ones with dynomite bodies. He said that most guys were afraid to ask out the hot ones for fear of rejection. He was getting phone numbers and dates every night. These women would come in every day just to see him. I would have been happy just to have some of his rejects. He even showed me the chrome stip on the bottom of the dairy case. How in the right light you could look up a womans dress and see what color panties she was wearing. I became a good student and soon I started applying everything I had leaned from him. After a few tries I too began to get more phone numbers and dates than I could believe. Thougt I had died and gone to heaven. After all he had said and done, he was absolutely right. A grocery store is a great place to meet women.
Sounds like my dairy manager, but he got in trouble with a jealous husband and the guy came to the store and threatened to kill him if he ever messed with his wife again. It happened in the dairy cooler and he was on his knees pleading for his life begging please don't kill me.
Back when I started working for Kroger I was a lonely virgin. Then I met the Head Dairy Clerk. I watched him everyday, how he would flirt with all the MILF's and lonely housewives that came through his department. He took me under his wing and taught me how to pick up hot women. We started hanging out and going to a few strip clubs. He showed me the error of my ways. How being nice and kind to women would get you no where. He taught me that hot women really go for guys that are ****y, funny and full of themselves. So I became his eager student, watching and learning. He would only hit on the best looking ones with dynomite bodies. He said that most guys were afraid to ask out the hot ones for fear of rejection. He was getting phone numbers and dates every night. These women would come in every day just to see him. I would have been happy just to have some of his rejects. He even showed me the chrome stip on the bottom of the dairy case. How in the right light you could look up a womans dress and see what color panties she was wearing. I became a good student and soon I started applying everything I had leaned from him. After a few tries I too began to get more phone numbers and dates than I could believe. Thougt I had died and gone to heaven. After all he had said and done, he was absolutely right. A grocery store is a great place to meet women.
This is a true story. I remember only one time that he got himself into trouble. He was sleeping with the Meat Shop Manager's Ex-Wife. Thank's for the compliment that my story was well written.
Keep the thread. I've got an employee in my department who is extremely flirtatiousness. He just knows exactly what to say to the ladies and i've picked up on it in the past. I've found a good funny, yet sexy personality does work.
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