we once had a deer come into our store when I worked for Wild Oats several years back.  <S>he made a mess of the place.  It was funny watching the people try to corral this huge strong crazed animal in order to get it out.  Didn't work too well. Finally this guy shot it and butchered the meat right there on the sales for right in front of all the vegetarian / vegan customers who shop there and then there was a grill out going on the rest of the day. (Last sentence embellished)