A hundred soft rock songs blare out the speakers at once. Meat clerks are tying a bale. When all of the sudden Lucifer announces, "All milk and eggs are 50% off!" A U-boat of milk is seen driving itself from receiving to a dairy cooler, where an infinite amount of grocery clerks are stocking the milk. Then suddenly, an autistic egg hops out of its box and screams bloody murder.
One time I was sitting in the break room all by myself. I was just sitting there and all of a sudden...the LIGHTS WENT OUT. It was like an indoor eclipse! I sat up straight and looked around to see what happened...and suddenly they came back on! Spooky right?