What can you expect From filthy little heathens? Here's what you get when incomes are diverse!
Utility Clerk: Their eyes a hellish red They're only good when dead They're vermin, as I said And worse
Cashier: They're Customers! Customers! Barely even human
Customers! Customers! Drive them from our store!
Guest Care: They're not like you and me Which means they must be evil We must place the closing sign!
Baggers and Cashiers: They're Customers! Customers! Dirty shrieking bastards! Now we place the closing sign!
Deli Slicer: This is what we feared The old-face is a demon The only thing they feel at all is greed
Floral clerk: Beneath that milky hide There's emptiness inside I wonder if they even think
Cashiers: They're Customers! Customers! Barely even human Customers! Customers! Pissants at the core
Guest Care: They're different from us Which means they can't be trusted We must place the closing sign
All Front End Employees: They're Customers! Customers! First we deal with this one Then we place the closing sign
Grocery Clerks: Customers! Customers! Let's go bump a few, men! Customers! Customers! Now it's up to you, men! Customers! Customers! Barely even human! Now we place the closing sign!
Front End Supervisor:
This will be the day. (Let's go baggers!)
AM Dairy clerk: This will be the morning. (Bring out the bad milk.)
Stockers: We will see them crying in the aisles.
Cashiers: Now we make them pay. Now without a warning. Now we leave em blood and bone and rust.
All Employees: It's them or us. They're just a bunch of filthy, stinking....
Managers: Customers!
Department Heads: Customers!
Baggers: Demons!
Checkers: Devils!
Front End Supervisor: Kill them!
Baker: Customers!
Meat Clerk: Customers!
Kroger Manager and Employees: What are we waiting for? Destroy their evil race until there's not a trace left. Well will place the closing sign!
Customers! Customers! Now we see what comes of trying to be chums. Now we place the closing sign! Of course it means the closing sign!
To be sung to this tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV1nw2H2xks