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Hi all, new guy here

what I'm about to describe I know isnt a common problem, but it's very real for me and embarassing and I wanted some feed back from yous. Im having a problem with my Kroger uniform because the size is right, medium, but, well, I'm kinda a irregular fit below the belt if you know what I mean. 

Ever since I turned 12 my penis began growing like crazy and I can't make it stop! this thing is big as a 9 yr olds arm now and shows no sign of slowing down. I've tried everything, standing in the freezer for 5 minutes, even duck taping it to my thigh---but then the head pops out by my knee cap like a cauliflower, any thoughts? (oh yeah and a female AND male manager is looking at me real creepy ;lately gaaaaaa)



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Yeah i had this problem too until I talked to the vice president about it when he came in for a walk. He told me I need to figure out a way to "charm" it, like a snake. So after visiting many websites I found out how to "charm" it to stay small in my pants. Also it helps to work in the freezer all day. Good luck!



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JESUS CHRIST **** like this is why this forum is completely useless now what happened to when if I needed some good advice on something I could xcome  here and at least get serious responses? It's like jr high school let out n there all here now. I'm over this ****.



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would yall kids just **** off to 4chan/8chan. troll anonymously there among your immature brethren



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Hey, I'm serious having a whopper sized penis sounds like fun and games till you get stuck  dealing with it.. You should see what happens when I'm in a locker room. You dont know how many g friends I've terrified and wont know me now, one of them I sent to ER by accident she made it a little to mad! This sucks



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Anonymous wrote:

Hey, I'm serious having a whopper sized penis sounds like fun and games till you get stuck  dealing with it.. You should see what happens when I'm in a locker room. You dont know how many g friends I've terrified and wont know me now, one of them I sent to ER by accident she made it a little to mad! This sucks


 Use the butthole my friend!



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curl it under your nut sack and up your ass problem solved enjoy!



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need bigger pants, wrap it around like a belt. it's what i do.

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Tuck it between your legs and hold it in place with tape. (Make sure you take care of your pubes first for obvious reasons. Wear bigger pants, or just tell your manager Mr. One Eyed Willy
Doesn't talk and that your face and eyes are further up.

Wait... Is the female manager cute at least?

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