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Apparently some associate has been stealing peoples lunches and eating them. Several other employees have found their drinks and wrappers left on the table when they have gone to get their lunch. No cameras in there so no way to see who is doing it. Guess leaving the mess on the table is his calling card. been going on all week. Think ill piss in my drink drop it in the fridge and maybe theyll think its apple juice.



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Time to get some ghost pepper sauce...

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Anonymous wrote:

Apparently some associate has been stealing peoples lunches and eating them. Several other employees have found their drinks and wrappers left on the table when they have gone to get their lunch. No cameras in there so no way to see who is doing it. Guess leaving the mess on the table is his calling card. been going on all week. Think ill piss in my drink drop it in the fridge and maybe theyll think its apple juice.


Maybe someone misunderstood "Uplift and feed the human spirit" message. 



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Bake some brownies and put some Ex-lax in them.  If someone suddenly starts running for the restroom, you have your culprit.



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Hemlock.  You'll really find out who did it then.  



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This is why I wait to come home to eat. And eat before I leave home.



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If this was happening to my lunch, I would make a "Fake Lunch" and ex lax and anything else I could think of would be in it!

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We now have cameras in our breakroom to watch those on breaks and to keep an eye on lunches being stolen. We had one guy put hot peppers I. His lunch and hot sauce in his drink. The one who stole his lunch visited the bathroom quite a bit and his moth was on a "4 alarm fire." He got fired for theft and even threatened to sue the guy who he stole from. The guy merely laughed in his face and said good luck. Management was there before it could escalate into a fight which was seconds from.happeneing.

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Haha, I love how people that committed a "Crime" always say they are going to sue!

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****ing bbq sauce.  Someone keeps stealing my generic $1 Kroger bbq sauce.  I wouldn't have thought there would be much demand for preowned bbq sauce, but here we are.  I'm about to spider wrap it to the shelf in the fridge.

I've also had crazy problems leaving anything at all in the freezer.  I've been thinking about leaving some Hot Pockets in my car for a day or two before putting them in the freezer for those hungry associates.



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****ing bbq sauce.  Someone keeps stealing my generic $1 Kroger bbq sauce.  I wouldn't have thought there would be much demand for preowned bbq sauce, but here we are.  I'm about to spider wrap it to the shelf in the fridge.

I've also had crazy problems leaving anything at all in the freezer.  I've been thinking about leaving some Hot Pockets in my car for a day or two before putting them in the freezer for those hungry associates.


 Good idea with the hot pockets. Hopefully the piece of **** associate eats them and gets sick as hell



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And all these stories remind me why I'm glad I always bring my lunch from home and lock up my lunch box in my locker. Cause I'd for sure do some of these ideas and thensome and I really don't need the bad karma. Even if the laugh would be beyond hilarious.



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Bakerchick25 wrote:

And all these stories remind me why I'm glad I always bring my lunch from home and lock up my lunch box in my locker. Cause I'd for sure do some of these ideas and thensome and I really don't need the bad karma. Even if the laugh would be beyond hilarious.


 How would it be bad karma? I'm not sorry, but you get what you get. I would feel ABSOLUTELY ZERO guilt if someone stole my lunch a d got a nasty surprise they were not expecting.



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Mr Frontenac

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Why can't you guys just wait to come home to eat? I would never trust my food in a public fridge. Is 8 hours really that long to go without food?

Personally, I would rather enjoy my meal in the comfort of my soft, plushy, couch at home while watching my favorite show rather than in the break room at kroger while sitting on some hard plastic chair (and a table that has someone's food stains and garbage) while some other dudes are talking about X and X just a few feet away from me and someone is taking a **** in the bathroom just a few feet away from me.

All while being timed, cause it's a break. So you're under pressure to eat fast so you can get back to work.



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Sometimes I'll eat outside. I can then just say, " I'm eating without having to "worry" about offending some overly sensitive idiot. And i usually work 8 hours. So I'm naturally going to grab something to eat.

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Mr Frontenac

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Having your breaks outside is very nice. Especially now in the summer time. I love that sunlight on my face. You'd never catch me having my break in the break room if it's sunny outside. Plus I get to people watch.



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I always take my breaks and eat my lunch at Starbucks or outside. The breakroom is too crowded for me...

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We had a night stocker years ago that would eat people's food in the fridges. So people started spitting and what not on the food and leaving it in there for him to eat. He just helped himself. Then they told him what they'd done, and he stopped.



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It happens in all stores.  In one place of business I had a lunch box with a lock on it.  Get one that sounds an alarm when opened. 



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Mr Frontenac wrote:

Why can't you guys just wait to come home to eat? I would never trust my food in a public fridge. Is 8 hours really that long to go without food?

Personally, I would rather enjoy my meal in the comfort of my soft, plushy, couch at home while watching my favorite show rather than in the break room at kroger while sitting on some hard plastic chair (and a table that has someone's food stains and garbage) while some other dudes are talking about X and X just a few feet away from me and someone is taking a **** in the bathroom just a few feet away from me.

All while being timed, cause it's a break. So you're under pressure to eat fast so you can get back to work.


 I do what you do. Much more relaxed.



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Anonymous wrote:

We had a night stocker years ago that would eat people's food in the fridges. So people started spitting and what not on the food and leaving it in there for him to eat. He just helped himself. Then they told him what they'd done, and he stopped.


 I put a little piece of sh!t in mine. Hope they enjoyed it



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Time to get out the x lax



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I actually have a lock on my lunch bag.  Don't think anyone will be desperate enough to rip it open just for free food.  All food left out on the breakroom tables are considered fair game by anybody as well, so those with no lunch bag or locker have to eat what they buy immediately or someone else does.  Our fridge is always nasty and completely full, which is yet another reason to just buy a cheap lunch bag.  I wash mine every so often.



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