Especially when it's busy. ESPECIALLY when it's Friday night and you're right next to the beer and and they can see how many IDs you're checking and go to you in hopes that you'll just hurry them through without looking at the inch-thick heap of coupons they just handed you.
Scammer, the first coupon you handed me was for $5 off some super fancy premium diapers I don't think we even carry, and you had cheap diapers that likely didn't even cost $5 before the sale and Buy 5 Save 5 discount in plain sight on top of your bags. Then you lied and gave me attitude when you insisted they were the same and demanded that I just take the coupon and keep scanning. It's on.
Yes, I'm capable of reading. No, those tiny packs are not the exact same thing that's on the coupon-- they're not even the same manufacturer! Yes, I am going to call the supervisor over and let them check IDs while I go through the rest of your coupons with a fine-tooth comb, hold you to the letter of store policy on duplicates of the same coupon, dig through your bags to cross-check every coupon you give me, and take the time to check the fine print on every single one of them, even the ones I'm pretty sure are legit. No, I am not going to take your word for it when you say that those are in that bag and not check personally. I caught you in a lie on the first coupon, and it's a pity I can't call you out. No, I don't give a **** if you're in a rush; you had plenty of time to research your scamming, shop, and ring up your $150 order at a tiny SCO station instead of a regular register. I'm not going to "just stop looking at them and scan." If you really need to go I'm happy to cancel your order and let you come back when you have more time! :)
If you waste my time and try to cheat me, I'll waste as much of your time as I can get away with-- including the time you spent picking out and scanning all those items-- ruin your shopping effort, and refuse every single one of your fraudulent coupons in the process... and with so much outward politeness and sweetness that you won't be able to say a ****ing word against me to management.
Go scam at Walmart next time, *******. It's where people like you belong.
Eh, not so much. Kroger pays well for the area I'm in (at least as far as retail goes), have treated me fairly, and they're not the worst job I've ever had (a certain gas station has that dishonor) so I actually put effort into my work. But they're not perfect. (I wouldn't be here if I were "wrapped around their finger" after all.)
But I despise cheaters. Hate them. So if I can screw them I do.
Especially when it's busy. ESPECIALLY when it's Friday night and you're right next to the beer and and they can see how many IDs you're checking and go to you in hopes that you'll just hurry them through without looking at the inch-thick heap of coupons they just handed you.
Scammer, the first coupon you handed me was for $5 off some super fancy premium diapers I don't think we even carry, and you had cheap diapers that likely didn't even cost $5 before the sale and Buy 5 Save 5 discount in plain sight on top of your bags. Then you lied and gave me attitude when you insisted they were the same and demanded that I just take the coupon and keep scanning. It's on.
Yes, I'm capable of reading. No, those tiny packs are not the exact same thing that's on the coupon-- they're not even the same manufacturer! Yes, I am going to call the supervisor over and let them check IDs while I go through the rest of your coupons with a fine-tooth comb, hold you to the letter of store policy on duplicates of the same coupon, dig through your bags to cross-check every coupon you give me, and take the time to check the fine print on every single one of them, even the ones I'm pretty sure are legit. No, I am not going to take your word for it when you say that those are in that bag and not check personally. I caught you in a lie on the first coupon, and it's a pity I can't call you out. No, I don't give a **** if you're in a rush; you had plenty of time to research your scamming, shop, and ring up your $150 order at a tiny SCO station instead of a regular register. I'm not going to "just stop looking at them and scan." If you really need to go I'm happy to cancel your order and let you come back when you have more time! :)
If you waste my time and try to cheat me, I'll waste as much of your time as I can get away with-- including the time you spent picking out and scanning all those items-- ruin your shopping effort, and refuse every single one of your fraudulent coupons in the process... and with so much outward politeness and sweetness that you won't be able to say a ****ing word against me to management.
Go scam at Walmart next time, *******. It's where people like you belong.
