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Are there cameras at the entrance of restrooms as a means to figure out the timing of people going in and out of the restrooms?

 

I got the urge to take a dump on the floor if I get mad at management but I want to know the odds of getting away with it.  I was going to poop on top of a paper towel while sitting in the stall and fling/smear the turd around on the floor.

 

Call me immature but I'm really considering doing this.  What do you think?

 



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Grow up.

If you don't like the job, find the door and find another job.

I don't know how old you are.  But, manual labor & menial labor jobs are all the same.  If you don't like being a grunt, get an education and better your opportunities

for a better career.

Smearing **** all over a bathroom stall will only make someone else's life a bit miserable until they finish cleaning up the mess.  The manager won't be phased by it.

And, yes, cameras can be checked.



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Are there cameras at the entrance of restrooms as a means to figure out the timing of people going in and out of the restrooms?

 

I got the urge to take a dump on the floor if I get mad at management but I want to know the odds of getting away with it.  I was going to poop on top of a paper towel while sitting in the stall and fling/smear the turd around on the floor.

 

Call me immature but I'm really considering doing this.  What do you think?

 


 Lol this is hilarious. Just go when there are a lot of people in the restroom and do it in the stall so they can't pinpoint its you. Good luck.



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Well Mr. Immature. Defecating on the floor can and will get you caught. As well as make your fellow co-workers infuriated at you...and they should be.

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Anonymous wrote:

Are there cameras at the entrance of restrooms as a means to figure out the timing of people going in and out of the restrooms?

 

I got the urge to take a dump on the floor if I get mad at management but I want to know the odds of getting away with it.  I was going to poop on top of a paper towel while sitting in the stall and fling/smear the turd around on the floor.

 

Call me immature but I'm really considering doing this.  What do you think?

 


 Please listen to what mega-kitteh and Anonymouse1 are saying here. Especially if you work at the front end. And are a bagger/courtesy clerk. If you do this management can and will shovel you out the door faster than you can say Jack Robinson. 



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That's disgusting, dude. I hope you don't work in my store.

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Why would you do this because you are mad at management? They aren't going to be the ones who have to clean it up.



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Are there cameras at the entrance of restrooms as a means to figure out the timing of people going in and out of the restrooms?

 

I got the urge to take a dump on the floor if I get mad at management but I want to know the odds of getting away with it.  I was going to poop on top of a paper towel while sitting in the stall and fling/smear the turd around on the floor.

 

Call me immature but I'm really considering doing this.  What do you think?

 


 By all means you should do it. Be a lot better if you could squirt a lot of the sh!T on the floor as well. I pissed all over the wall and toilet seat 2 times now. Another time I was taking this monster sh!t and I got up while still pushing this 6 inch monster of a turd out and it was hanging on the back of the toilet seat. I just left it there.



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You should put plastic wrap and tape it to the bowl. Great way to ruin a day.



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Anonymous wrote:

Are there cameras at the entrance of restrooms as a means to figure out the timing of people going in and out of the restrooms?

 

I got the urge to take a dump on the floor if I get mad at management but I want to know the odds of getting away with it.  I was going to poop on top of a paper towel while sitting in the stall and fling/smear the turd around on the floor.

 

Call me immature but I'm really considering doing this.  What do you think?

 


 By all means you should do it. Be a lot better if you could squirt a lot of the sh!T on the floor as well. I pissed all over the wall and toilet seat 2 times now. Another time I was taking this monster sh!t and I got up while still pushing this 6 inch monster of a turd out and it was hanging on the back of the toilet seat. I just left it there.


 LOL!!!!!  I'm in tears reading these responses!



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As follow up to my original comments...is there any creative way I can smear a turd on some manager's car out in the parking lot?

Are there cameras out in the parking lot?

Is there like an invisibility cloak (think Harry Potter) a person can wear and get away with that?

 

I can't think of a better way to show management they suck then to fling a turd on their personal property.

 

Let me know how this could work.  Do it under the darkness of night?  Wear a disguise of some type?

 

 



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As follow up to my original comments...is there any creative way I can smear a turd on some manager's car out in the parking lot?

Are there cameras out in the parking lot?

Is there like an invisibility cloak (think Harry Potter) a person can wear and get away with that?

 

I can't think of a better way to show management they suck then to fling a turd on their personal property.

 

Let me know how this could work.  Do it under the darkness of night?  Wear a disguise of some type?

 

 


 Wear a latex glove. Smear and cake it on the manager's car door handle. They'll never see it coming.



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I know somebody that was pissed at Management, got a couple of stink bombs & let them off in each of their offices.
They was pissed cause it was stinking real bad & they never caught who done it.

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Wow, because context is lost over the internet, I can't tell of some of you are serious, but if you are, shame on you.

The housekeeping staff (and your co workers) are the ones that will directly suffer , and our housekeeping staff are such sweet people, I would never want to do anything bad to them :(

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I was thinking about "caking" poo on one of the manager's car door handles under the cover of darkness either October 30th or 31st since there will lots of trick or treat stuff going on around town and it will be tough to figure out who do it with lots of people doing Halloween parties, etc.

 



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