"...I was taking this monster sh!t and I got up while still pushing this 6 inch monster of a turd out and it was hanging on the back of the toilet seat. I just left it there."
"...I was taking this monster sh!t and I got up while still pushing this 6 inch monster of a turd out and it was hanging on the back of the toilet seat. I just left it there."
Oh, c'mon! SOOOO much potential with a lead like that. You could have wriyttens omething like:
'My first clue something had gone terribly awry was the foulest, batttle rot stench I had ever been assaulted by; my eyes watered even as my stomach emptied, spraying my lunch all over what appeared to be a mud slide on the bath room floor.....but was, instead, a loose bowel movement filled with partially digested beans, corn and some lettuce shreds. But that wasn't the worst.
'The worst was when I saw the little boy smearing this horrid mess all over his face....then licking his fingers. He smiled up at me and said 'MMMMM, yummy! CHOK-a-let!' '
"...I was taking this monster sh!t and I got up while still pushing this 6 inch monster of a turd out and it was hanging on the back of the toilet seat. I just left it there."
I am the Great Mighty Poo, i'm going to throe my **** at you, a huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little ****?
Oh, c'mon! SOOOO much potential with a lead like that. You could have wriyttens omething like:
'My first clue something had gone terribly awry was the foulest, batttle rot stench I had ever been assaulted by; my eyes watered even as my stomach emptied, spraying my lunch all over what appeared to be a mud slide on the bath room floor.....but was, instead, a loose bowel movement filled with partially digested beans, corn and some lettuce shreds. But that wasn't the worst.
'The worst was when I saw the little boy smearing this horrid mess all over his face....then licking his fingers. He smiled up at me and said 'MMMMM, yummy! CHOK-a-let!' '
Not really. I was the one who posted that and it is all true. What I did forget to add tho was when I got up and it dropped on the toilet seat half of it started to break off then it just stuck to the bowl and didnt fall all the way in.
Oh, c'mon! SOOOO much potential with a lead like that. You could have wriyttens omething like:
'My first clue something had gone terribly awry was the foulest, batttle rot stench I had ever been assaulted by; my eyes watered even as my stomach emptied, spraying my lunch all over what appeared to be a mud slide on the bath room floor.....but was, instead, a loose bowel movement filled with partially digested beans, corn and some lettuce shreds. But that wasn't the worst.
'The worst was when I saw the little boy smearing this horrid mess all over his face....then licking his fingers. He smiled up at me and said 'MMMMM, yummy! CHOK-a-let!' '
Not really. I was the one who posted that and it is all true. What I did forget to add tho was when I got up and it dropped on the toilet seat half of it started to break off then it just stuck to the bowl and didnt fall all the way in.
Making me laugh again. That is nasty. This is an interesting place to talk about you battle with poo.
Everyone's thoughts on taking a dump with people of the opposite sex with you?
Would your desire to clog one on purpose increase, decrease or stay the same? Would it had to the hilarity if some guy made some loud farting noises and moaning with a female in the neighboring stall?
Everyone's thoughts on taking a dump with people of the opposite sex with you?
Would your desire to clog one on purpose increase, decrease or stay the same? Would it had to the hilarity if some guy made some loud farting noises and moaning with a female in the neighboring stall?
One of my previous stores and my current store has traditional gender-specific restrooms as well as what are called Family Restrooms. The Family Restrooms are single occupant, though. They are more spacious too, so they are better for those that have medical issues, disabilities and/or age-related issues. I think it's a good thing to have as an option for customers and associates.
One of my previous stores and my current store has traditional gender-specific restrooms as well as what are called Family Restrooms. The Family Restrooms are single occupant, though. They are more spacious too, so they are better for those that have medical issues, disabilities and/or age-related issues. I think it's a good thing to have as an option for customers and associates.
these are the best restrooms for privacy except when someone thinks you've been in there too long (5 minutes!?) and goes to get a manager. When you hear that key enter the slot, you'll act the only way you know how, fight or flight. "I'm in here" as you mercilessly try to clean up your stink hole with that ****ty 1 ply before the door busts open
Not really. I was the one who posted that and it is all true. What I did forget to add tho was when I got up and it dropped on the toilet seat half of it started to break off then it just stuck to the bowl and didnt fall all the way in.
well we're sick ****s here, let's see the picture to prove its truth