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My 2019 goals at Kroger (as a customer)

1) clog the toilet on purpose with lots of poo and paper towels

2) go out on a date with the checkout gal in aisle #4 (blonde)

3) figure out the store's stockroom landscape and stay overnight without getting caught

4) hit on the deli manager (also blonde) while dating the checkout gal

5) request a price on beer once a month when I know darn well the cost

6) hold up the checkout line when there's a lot of fat women behind me (payback)

7) fly a drone in and out of the store from my parking lot car

8) ride a scooter around in the store and knock things over

9) act mentally retarded in order to cut to the front of the line (get sympathy/annoyance from the surrounding customers)

10) hack the sound system and make lewd comments



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My 2019 goals at Kroger (as a customer)

1) clog the toilet on purpose with lots of poo and paper towels

2) go out on a date with the checkout gal in aisle #4 (blonde)

3) figure out the store's stockroom landscape and stay overnight without getting caught

4) hit on the deli manager (also blonde) while dating the checkout gal

5) request a price on beer once a month when I know darn well the cost

6) hold up the checkout line when there's a lot of fat women behind me (payback)

7) fly a drone in and out of the store from my parking lot car

8) ride a scooter around in the store and knock things over

9) act mentally retarded in order to cut to the front of the line (get sympathy/annoyance from the surrounding customers)

10) hack the sound system and make lewd comments


 Ha ! we already have customers who do all these and more .......



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10) hack the sound system and make lewd comments


 There's no hacking involved... just go up to one of the phones and press the "Page" button.



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 There's no hacking involved... just go up to one of the phones and press the "Page" button.


 Ya but if he did that, they could just go roll back the cameras and see who was on the phones at the time.



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 There's no hacking involved... just go up to one of the phones and press the "Page" button.


 Ya but if he did that, they could just go roll back the cameras and see who was on the phones at the time.


 I'd wear an old man disguise when using the phone.  Thanks for the tip.  There's no key code you have to key first before pressing the pager button?  That's not normal.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMA55Rxfp5Q



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Anonymous wrote:

My 2019 goals at Kroger (as a customer)

1) clog the toilet on purpose with lots of poo and paper towels

2) go out on a date with the checkout gal in aisle #4 (blonde)

3) figure out the store's stockroom landscape and stay overnight without getting caught

4) hit on the deli manager (also blonde) while dating the checkout gal

5) request a price on beer once a month when I know darn well the cost

6) hold up the checkout line when there's a lot of fat women behind me (payback)

7) fly a drone in and out of the store from my parking lot car

8) ride a scooter around in the store and knock things over

9) act mentally retarded in order to cut to the front of the line (get sympathy/annoyance from the surrounding customers)

10) hack the sound system and make lewd comments


 As far as stopping up the toilet. I hope you use all the paper and not realize until you are finished. Also hope the person before you puts gorilla glue on the seat. Then you would have to go to the ER not only with a toilet seat glued to your ass also a dirty ass becasue ain't no one gonna wipe yo ass.



-- Edited by i386 on Tuesday 1st of January 2019 04:59:11 PM

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i386 wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

My 2019 goals at Kroger (as a customer)

1) clog the toilet on purpose with lots of poo and paper towels

2) go out on a date with the checkout gal in aisle #4 (blonde)

3) figure out the store's stockroom landscape and stay overnight without getting caught

4) hit on the deli manager (also blonde) while dating the checkout gal

5) request a price on beer once a month when I know darn well the cost

6) hold up the checkout line when there's a lot of fat women behind me (payback)

7) fly a drone in and out of the store from my parking lot car

8) ride a scooter around in the store and knock things over

9) act mentally retarded in order to cut to the front of the line (get sympathy/annoyance from the surrounding customers)

10) hack the sound system and make lewd comments


 As far as stopping up the toilet. I hope you use all the paper and not realize until you are finished. Also hope the person before you puts gorilla glue on the seat. Then you would have to go to the ER not only with a toilet seat glued to your ass also a dirty ass becasue ain't no one gonna wipe yo ass.



-- Edited by i386 on Tuesday 1st of January 2019 04:59:11 PM


 I'm too thorough for that to happen.  I have a keen sense for detail.

If you don't want trouble don't dish it my way.

I take pride in my crap activity.  I plan extensively and put in the time.  You could say I'm the Crap Master and have made a commitment to excellence.

My role model is Mr. Hankey.



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