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I'd love to see a flash mob break-out at a Kroger store that sings the old Krogering jingle that Kroger advertised on TV many years ago.

I remember this (main verse):

"Let's go Krogering!  Krogering! Krogering!

Let's go Krogering!  The better way to shop!"

It would be hilarious to see 4 or more heterosexual guys dressed in homosexual outfits belting out that song while making fun of every ethnic group that votes democrat.  The 2nd and 3rd verses could be insulting words about the store's management and workers.

Play the song accompanied by banjos.

 

 



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If they did this, it would probably be some guys from Corporate singing in hopes of "boostiing morale" although id probably shake my head in pity and walk yhe other way.

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I hate flash mobs, and not just the idea of them either.  I hate the people who participate in them.  Anyone who particpates in a flash mob probably has the opposite viewpoint that i do.



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LOL, we had something close to a flash mob a few months ago. A bunch of high school kids gathered in the bistro area and started blasting some hip hop music and just started dancing on the floor. I think some of them were twerking. About 4 minutes later, our hired cop on duty and co-manager caught wind of it and told them to gtfo.

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Anonymous wrote:

I'd love to see a flash mob break-out at a Kroger store that sings the old Krogering jingle that Kroger advertised on TV many years ago.

I remember this (main verse):

"Let's go Krogering!  Krogering! Krogering!

Let's go Krogering!  The better way to shop!"

It would be hilarious to see 4 or more heterosexual guys dressed in homosexual outfits belting out that song while making fun of every ethnic group that votes democrat.  The 2nd and 3rd verses could be insulting words about the store's management and workers.

Play the song accompanied by banjos.

 

 


 Me too. ropes and burning crosses. Great time for a flash mob



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One of my Kroger fantasies is about the store being quiet like a library is supposed to be.



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